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Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in…
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Red Zombie Crossing Tape
This is Perfect for your Next Haunted House… Or the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s 30′ of Red Tape that Appropriately reads “Zombie Crossing”. Lead the Innocent People into your Kill Zone with this Cool, Scary Decor… Made of All-Weather Poly…
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Zombie Bowling Ball
Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! It’s TIME to Bowl some Zombies… COOL! It’s a Bowling Ball with the Face of a Gruesome Bloody Zombie Head Rolling down the Alley! Will it be a Strike? Or a Spare EYE! HA! Coming in 10…
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Daryl Dixon Infant Romper
Ha, this Little Infant Romper cracks me up. Talk about Ho Ho Hilarious, it’s a Onesie that Reads “Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Daryl Dixon”, that’s Perfect for any Walking Dead Fan in Training. With Festive Red and…
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Here Zombie Necklace
I Love this Saying “Here Zombies, Zombies, Zombies!”, it’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Hunter… Featuring a 1″ Round Frame, this Image is Printed and Sealed behind a Cabochon Glass Dome that hangs from an 18″ Silver Plated…
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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Zombie-Gut Chili Dinner
What can be as Creepy and Gruesome as it is Tasty? Your Dinner! Deadly. Gross. And FUN! Learn how to Create a Variety of Dinner Entrees that are both Repulsive and Good to Eat. Cook up some Maggot Burgers,…
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Zombeavers Blu-Ray
WTF? HA! Zombeavers is an Action-Packed Horror/Comedy Film in which a Group of College Kids staying at a Riverside Cabin are Menaced by a Swarm of Deadly Zombie Beavers! WOW! A Weekend of Sex and Debauchery soon turns Gruesome…













