Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket (After you Stabbed the Undead in the Head). Fastened to an Adjustable Ring, this Walking Dead Eye is Life-Like, 1″ in Diameter, and will Grab Everyone’s Attention (and Screams). Yeah!
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Zombie Hand Toilet Topper
Oh Crap… That’s the last thing I want to see before I take a Dump… A Zombie Crawling outta the Toilet! HA! Get away from me! This Creepy Zombie Hand is so Real Looking it’s Fright-Full. The Art Work…
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Ragdoll Zombie Pinata
This is a Ragdoll that’s surely a HIT! Literally… Talk about a Rambling Roaming Undead at your Next Party… Made to Order, these Handcrafted Fun Pinatas are Unique, Green, and Charming. Choose from 3 Different Sizes: 2′, 2.5′, or…
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Zombie Attack White Beanie Cap
LMAO! I’d like to see this… It’s a White Skull Beanie Cap that Features a Frantic Chicken running from some Zombies! HA! Wear a Zombie Attack on your Head and Keep your Brains Warm, for the Zombies are Coming……
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Zombie Couple Earrings
Oh Boy, these Fun Earrings just make me Laugh! It’s a Pair of Zombie Earrings, one Male Zombie (holding a Brain), and one Female Zombie (holding a hand), and together, they make the most Adorable Couple. Bony, Green, and…
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Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies
Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and…
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Caution Zombies Mouse Pad
When the Zombie Apocalypse is coming, I’m going to get online and Tweet about it… With my New Yellow Caution ZOMBIES Mouse Pad. Featuring a Family running from a Creepy Crazy Walker, this Mouse Pad is Ideal for the…
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Gingerbread Zombie Hoodie
Ha, what other Man do you Cook in the Oven and Tastes so Delicious??? It must be the Gingerbread Man! Or in this Funny Hoodie: THE WALKING BREAD! Funny Take on the Walking Dead Featuring a Rather Zombish Gingerbread…
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Milfs Vs. Zombies Prime Video
OMG… A Group of Moms (MILFS) Enjoy a Night Out are Forced to Fight for their Lives when their Quiet Town is Overrun by a Ravenous Horde of Flesh Eating Corpses. Will they be able to meet up with…
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