Zombie Coat Rack Hanger
HA! Really really nice… A Coat Rack for your Wall… A Hanger for all things that keep your Heart and Brains Warm… A Handmade Zombie Rack, Green, Vile, Screaming, With Blades Stabbed through his Chest… And the Best Part? It’s a Coat Rack. Mount it on your Wall and POKE some Fun Zombie Style. Plus, when all else Fails, you can always use it to Impale the Dead. Right? Solid Bronze and Dark Patina… Just the way you like it!
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Zombie Figurine Pen Holder
LOL! This is the Walking Dead Zombie Undead Statue Figurine Pen Holder… Perfect for the Desk or Office, this Bloody Walker is Ugly, Creepy, and Guarding your Tombstone Pen! Umm… Yeah, You can keep it! HA! Great Prop for…
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Walking Dead Christmas Stocking
It’s Zombies, and they’re coming for Christmas! Walkers, Biters, Eaters, Greeters… Just like Walmart, eh? A Fun Christmas Stocking that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. Handmade using the Classic Red and Black Walking Dead Print, this Stocking is…
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Zombie Head Wine Bottle Holder
Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Zombie Wood Earrings
LMAO! These are Different… Fun Wooden Earrings that Feature Handmade Zombies, Perfect for your Ear Lobes. Made with Lightweight Wood, these Organic Undead will Haunt your Ears but good. Funny Zombies, Smaller than a Dime, with Wagging Tongues and…
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Zombie Gotcha Game
Zombie Gotcha, by Mattel Games, is a creepy-cool kids game that locks players in a house with a zombie, then challenges them to escape by “unlocking” each of their doors. Match two key cards of the same color to…
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Zombie Flamingo
Well, these certainly are not your Standard Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornaments! These Flamingos are Dead and Hungry. They’re Zombie Flamingos that are DYING to Infest your Yard. I’m sure the Neighbors will Appreciate that! :) The Zombie Apocalypse is…
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