Zombie Coat Rack Hanger
HA! Really really nice… A Coat Rack for your Wall… A Hanger for all things that keep your Heart and Brains Warm… A Handmade Zombie Rack, Green, Vile, Screaming, With Blades Stabbed through his Chest… And the Best Part? It’s a Coat Rack. Mount it on your Wall and POKE some Fun Zombie Style. Plus, when all else Fails, you can always use it to Impale the Dead. Right? Solid Bronze and Dark Patina… Just the way you like it!
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Zombie Times Brains Tie Tack
What TIME is it? Zombie Time! For this Cute Edition of The Zombie Times is Featuring one Specific Headline (I can’t wait): BRAAAINS! Along with a Beautiful Brain, of course. A Stylish Tie Tack, Lapel Pin that’s Ideal for…
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Zombie Solitaire PC Game
Play your Cards right and you just might Escape the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s been Two Weeks since an Infected Tofu Burger Transformed some Poor Soul into a Brain-Devouring Zombie. Now the Undead have taken over the City. There’s only…
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Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…
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Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce
Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce is a Louisiana Style Hot Sauce made from Cayenne Peppers. It is more Flavorful than most Louisiana Style Sauces, and is Exceptionally High Quality Aged Pepper Mash. It doesn’t Bring the Heat, Rating about 5…
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Zombie Arm Ring
Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It’s SO OUTSTANDING! And… It’s Wrapping it’s Dead Fingers around your Flesh and Squeezing Tight… YIKES! The Gory Hand, the Severed Arm, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve… YIKES! This…
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Severed Torn Out Zombie Eye Ball
EGADS! I’m not Hungry anymore… Unless it’s for BRAINSSSS! Because my Eyes ARE bigger than my Stomach… Especially when it’s Yanked outta my Head! Where’s an Eye-Patch when you need one? This Creepy, Realistic Looking, Severed, Torn Out Eyeball…
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