Zombie Hand Hair Clip
Beautiful. There’s nothing I’d like better on my Head than a Zombie Hand… Reaching for my Brains (good luck). A Handmade item that’s Fun, Green, and a Zombie Headband! Lightweight, Sturdy, made out of Polyester Felt, Machine Embroidered with Rayon Thread, and a Beautiful Satin-Like Sheen. It’ll make you SCREAM! One size fits all, it’s the Perfect Headband, Hair Clip for all your Undead Attire.
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Dead Inside Boxer Shorts
Sweet! “Dead Inside… DON’T OPEN!” How Appropriate for Men’s Boxer Shorts when you’re Dealing with the Hungry Zombie Horde. Right out of The Walking Dead come these Loose Fit, 100% Cotton Boxers that GLOW IN THE DARK! With an…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Aliens vs Zombies Prime Movie
You’re gonna need an Amazon Prime Membership for this, but man is it worth it. A Prime Movie called “Aliens vs Zombies”… An Alien Travels over Galaxies to fulfill a Lifelong Dream of visiting Earth, only to Discover that…
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I Love Your Guts Zombie Gift Basket
Awwwwww! I Love your GUTS! This Gift Basket is Festive and BLOODY! Featuring a Wonderful Collection of Toys and Candy that are just Oozing everything Zombie (even includes a Squirt Gun for those Zombie Hordes). It’s the Perfect Way…
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Zombie Finger Bubble Bottles
Well, there are Worse things you can do with a Severed Zombie Finger… But there’s Probably nothing BETTER, then to Blow Bubbles with it! And with this Pack of Undead Green Plastic Fingers, you can do just that. A…
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Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
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Zombie Gnome Car Ornament
HA! I’d LOVE to have this Zombie Gnome Head hanging from my Rear View Mirror! What a RIOT! It’s a Car Ornament unlike any you’ve ever seen before. A Decapitated Bloody Gnome Head Dangling from a Rope. AWESOME! Look…
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Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody…
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