Melting Zombie Head Creepy Candle
I tell ya, there’s nothing Better than Burning Zombies. And with this Crazy, Creepy Candle, you can Burn all Night. It’s a Frightening Candle, Molded like a Bloody Green Zombie, Mounted on a Pile of Guts. MMM Good! This Candle stands around 6” Tall and comes in a Novelty Presentation Box. It’s the Perfect thing for your Nightstand… A Screaming Undead Walker ready for Brains and Flames… “Now that’s a FIRE!”
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Night of the Living Dead Wall Clock
Lovely… It’s the Night of the Living Dead Zombie Wall Clock, and it’s Perfect for your Undead Room. A Beautifully Created Zombie Silhouette, Crawling out of the Grave is a Grand Sight indeed. Made of Acrylic, this Wall Clock…
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Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin
HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…
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TWD Negan and Lucille Coffee Mug
SICK! I’ll drink to that! It’s a Negan Coffee Cup, a 15oz Mug, that’ll hold a lot of Blood. Just Sayin’. Featuring the Likeness of Negan, etched into a Beautiful Black Mug, with a Handle only a Brain Beater…
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Sweater
HA! Now this is an Ugly Christmas Sweater, no doubt. Featuring Santa, Jolly ole St. Nick. Standing on a Pile of Snow, Covered in Blood. Elf Blood. Blown Apart. And the Words “Santa Claus, Zombie Sleigher” in Big Black…
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Zombie Jefferson Nickel
Yelp… YES! Jefferson is dead. No doubt. Which makes him, the ultimate zombie. A walking dead Jefferson, hand carved, on a nickel coin, that’s fierce, gruesome, and hey, a little bloody too. I LOVE THOSE TEETH! And that hair…
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Zombie Last Supper
Sometimes I feel like I’m going to Hell just for Posting some of the things I do… But hey, wasn’t Jesus a Zombie? Not the first Zombie (that was Lazarus), but the most Famous Zombie of all. And here…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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