The Essential Zombie Coloring Book
This is a Beautifully Dire Coloring Book, full of Zombies that you can Color (Better stock up on plenty of RED). Zombies, Brains, Scares and Gore… If you Love Zombies, and you like to Color, well… What are you waiting for? This Essential Zombie Book is Not Cute, nor Cuddly, it’s Flesh-Eating Monsters who are Begging for Crayons, Markers, Paint, or Blood… So Grab your Guts, and Dig into Walking Dead TODAY!
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Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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Zombie Head Knife Holder
Oh to have one wish… To stab a zombie in the head. For real. Wouldn’t that be the coolest sound ever? Well, now you can with this ultra-cool and creepy zombie head knife holder. A handmade head, created from…
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Zombie Snot Shots
Lol, YUM! Nothing’s better to Munch on at Christmas than Zombie Snot Shots. Fun Zombie Nostrils Dripping Undead GOO… What’s not to Love? Talk about a Science Experiment gone Wrong. Or Right… For it’s Doctor Dreadful’s Latest Gross Treats……
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Pin The Eye On The Zombie Party Game
OUCH! Have FUN with this party game… It’s just like the classic “Pin the tail on the donkey”, but with Zombies instead! It’s pin the eye on the zombie, appropriately called “I Have My Eye On You Zombie”, and…
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Zombie Trex Dinosaur T-Shirt
“RAWRRRRRRRR!” is right, with this Crazy Zombie Dinosaur. It’s right from a Jurassic Park Nightmare… A T-Rek, Undead, Deadlier than ever. Featuring a Fun “Zombiesaurus” T-Shirt that’s Perfect for Men, Women, or Kids. Ideal for Halloween and any Zombie…
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Zombie Biden Car Magnet
LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get…
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