Caution Zombies Mouse Pad

September 9, 2017

When the Zombie Apocalypse is coming, I’m going to get online and Tweet about it… With my New Yellow Caution ZOMBIES Mouse Pad. Featuring a Family running from a Creepy Crazy Walker, this Mouse Pad is Ideal for the Zombie Loving Fool. Measuring 8.5″ Wide x 7″ High, it’s Bright, it’s Frightening, and it’s the Best thing for your Mouse, Hand, and Bloody Brains to Splat over. “Rawrrrr!”

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Zombie Science Kit

OMG!!!! This is Bad Ass… It’s a Zombie Science Kit: Blood, Guts & Body Parts FX Lab, that’s Incredibly Gory, Undead, and FUN! You get 4 Science Kits in all: Gels, Polymers, Liquid-Solid Transitions, and Pigments. YOu can Create…

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Zombie And Brains Greeting Card

Awww! We go together like Zombie and Brains! Peanut Butter and Jelly! Sausage and Eggs! What a Great Greeting Card, Blank inside so you can Write your own Prose… Featuring a Cute, but Gnarly Zombie (Nice Gums) and a…

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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs

Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Dead! Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads… eh? These KFC Ear Plugs are certainly going to be Noticed and Commented on. How can you not? It’s…

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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know…

This is a Book that every UNDEAD FAN needs to read; a book appropriately called: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies! (Available in Paperback and Kindle.) It’s the most Comprehensive Zombie Handbook ever Published! In one Indispensable…

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Walking Dead Zombie Shower Curtain

Holy Crap, that’s a Frightful Shower Curtain… If you wanna Scare someone really bad, hang this up in your Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For it’s a Polyester Fabric Shower Curtain full of Walking Dead Zombies… Horrifying Hands,…

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Got Zombies? Vinyl Decals

HA! My Zombie Dad ate your Dad… And Mom, and Brother… It’s the Zombie Lovers Vinyl Decals that are Perfect for your Get-away Vehicle. Let People know that you stop for NO Zombie… So get outta the way! These…

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Zombie Long Arm Sleeve

Need an Extra Arm? How about a Zombie Arm. A Fun Zombie Sleeve that you Pull over your own Skin to Protect yourself from Cold, Sun, Wind… Everything but the Bite from a Zombie Horde. Great, Green, Spandex, this…

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Zombie Severed Hand Earrings

Oh Red is such the Color for Christmas. Right? But this Red, is a Fright indeed (although still Appropriate for Christmas for all you Undead Heads)… Featuring Severed Zombie Hands, with Red Flowing Bloody Beads. How Darling and Quaint….

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