Caution Zombies Mouse Pad

September 9, 2017

When the Zombie Apocalypse is coming, I’m going to get online and Tweet about it… With my New Yellow Caution ZOMBIES Mouse Pad. Featuring a Family running from a Creepy Crazy Walker, this Mouse Pad is Ideal for the Zombie Loving Fool. Measuring 8.5″ Wide x 7″ High, it’s Bright, it’s Frightening, and it’s the Best thing for your Mouse, Hand, and Bloody Brains to Splat over. “Rawrrrr!”

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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal

“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…

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Zombie Beating Heart Morphsuit

BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM, that’s my Heart, Beating for you. Pumping Blood Fast, Running from the Horde; OOPS! Too late… I’m Toast! For the Zombies have bit me. And boy do I Love it. A Morphsuit that’s Creepy, Crazy…

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Vegan Zombie Kitchen Towel

LOL This is something you don’t see every day… A VEGAN ZOMBIE! HA! These very Cute Kitchen or Bath Hand Towels are Vegan Style with a Gory Zombie Screaming out “GRAINS” instead of “Brains”. Fun, Attractive Zombie Prop that…

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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny

Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…

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Zombie Slam Board Game

Zombie Slam is a Competitive Game for 2-6 Players in which you are trying to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by being Faster than the other Survivors! But Don’t Worry – if you Fail, you can always Try to Win…

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Zombie Tree Face

HA! If a Zombie moans in the Forest and there’s no one there, doe it make a Sound? It’s Dead Wood… I LOVE IT! What a Cute way to Zombify your Outdoors than with a little Undead Tree! Put…

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Zombie Boy Brooch

Awwwww! What’s Orange and Green and Perfect for You Shirt? Your own Zombie Boy Brooch. With a Pin Sticking out of the Back of his Head, he’s the Ideal Lapel Pin for your Hat, Coat, Purse, Shirt or Forehead….

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Breakout Zombie Wall Decor

Decorating for a Zombie Party, Having Fun at the Office, Setting up a Haunted House? Well, this Zombie Breakout Wall Decor is just what you need. It’s a Hanging Wall Piece that appears as if a Creepy, Bloody, Undead,…

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