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Zombie Bow Tie
You know, it takes a Special Person to be able to wear a Bow-Tie. Unless you’re in a Tux, of course. But with this Zombie Bow-Tie, everyone will be Loving the Dead. For it’s a Toxic Green Bow-Tie, Handmade…
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Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what…
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Bloody Brain Stocking Cap
LMAO! Look like you’ve been Zombie Bait with this Funny Ass Stocking Cap. It’s a Black Cap with the Roof Ripped off Exposing your Bloody Brains! How COOL! Freak all your Friends out and adorn that Bloody Zombie Costume…
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Zombie Hands Cocktail Stirs
Nothing like stirring your Bloody Mary with a Zombie Hand, right? HA! Well, now you can, because these Fun Stirrers are Black Zombie Hands that will make any Drink Desireable. Made out of Acrylic, these Stirs are Perfect for…
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Zombie Dead Eye Necklace
Talk about Third Eye Blind… Sheesh. It’s a Zombie Dead Eye Pendant that’ll Freak everyone out. Featuring a Gory, Gruesome, Realistic Zombie Eyeball that’s Sealed in a Crazy Creepy Eye-Bulging Pendant. YIKES. Handmade out of Genuine Leather and a…
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Zombie Hillbillies Book
LMAO! Ain’t no Zombie Finer than one from Hillbilly Country… And this Book, highlights that Pretty Damn Well. The Action, the Humor and the Great Ingenuity will Hook you and Hold you Down… New Weapons, Great Zombies, it really…
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Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts;…
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Happy Thanksgiving Zombie Shirt
Nice. Real Nice… This is pretty much what I feel like after 2 enormous helpings… DEAD! And, like all my Relatives, we still Eat and Eat and Eat… Too bad it’s not Brains! For this Fun Thanksgiving T-Shirt is…













