How To Speak Zombie

February 15, 2015

In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte, and Shopping at a Zombie-Infested Mall. “RAHHHhh!” Informative, Fun, and with a BRAINS Button that can be used in any Situation! Cool!

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