How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte, and Shopping at a Zombie-Infested Mall. “RAHHHhh!” Informative, Fun, and with a BRAINS Button that can be used in any Situation! Cool!
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Boys Zombie Sunglasses
“RAWRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Oh wait, that’s just your Kid. Especially when he’s got on these Ultra-Cool Zombie Sunglasses. Fun Party Glasses that turns any Kid into The Walking Dead. Made of Plastic with Non-Polarized Zombie See-Through Lens (Scratch…
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Sour Patch Zombie Kids
Sour Patch Kids are a Soft Candy with a Coating of Invert Sugar and Sour Sugar (a combination of Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid and Sugar), their Slogan, “Sour. Sweet. Gone.”, refers to the Sour-to-Sweet Taste of their Candy… And…
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The Walking Dead CLUE Game
Oh Man, I saw this Game the other day, and my Jaw Dropped. Drool everywhere… I so want. It’s the Classic CLUE Board Game, with an Undead Twist. The Walking Dead CLUE Game Featuring Carol’s Cookies, the Church, the…
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Zombie Beer Wine Bottle Opener
It’s a Bottle Opener that’s FAST and FUN! A Zombie Opener that not only Opens Beer, but WINE! V-ROD Opener, a.k.a. Speed Opener… Works as a Standard Speed Opener and a Liquor Pourer Spout Remover for Wine. A Must-Have…
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Zombie Hand Hair Clip
Beautiful. There’s nothing I’d like better on my Head than a Zombie Hand… Reaching for my Brains (good luck). A Handmade item that’s Fun, Green, and a Zombie Headband! Lightweight, Sturdy, made out of Polyester Felt, Machine Embroidered with…
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Zombie Trophy
You WON by a limb… Or something like that. Because this trophy is perfect for the dead at heart. And zombies, of course. It’s a beautifully custom made zombie trophy, featuring a 2 column green trophy and a gold…
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Undead Salt And Pepper Shakers
“Oh Crap! I got Salt in my Dead Eye Again! Rats!” And with these Fun Loving Salt and Pepper Shakers, it’s all a little Salty. For it’s Zombie Head Shakers, with Gruesome Undead Mugs, Creepy Eyes, Horrible Teeth, Blood,…
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TWD Abraham Ford Bitch Nuts
Abraham, from the Walking Dead, boy do I miss him. Him and his mouth. Such a Great Character, hated the way he went (overshadowed by Glenn)… Sucks. Sucks like Bitch Nuts. HA! And now, all TWD Fans can Chow…
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