Astro Zombie Pro Skateboard
Talk about getting some Lift… This Skateboard takes it to new Heights: SPACE! It’s a Creepy, Gross Astronaut Zombie (Called Astro Zombie), that makes this Pro Skateboard Fast and Fun. Colorful Graphics, Functional, Up-to-date, and all around Awesome, 7 Ply Maple Construction, Aluminum 5″ Trucks, High Bounce, Flat-Spot Resistance 52mm PU Wheels, 9 Red Bearings, Pro Black Grip Tape, for both Professional and Amateur. It’s a Great Way to Outrun those Hungry Hordes!
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Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary…
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2019 Eaters Biters Roamers Calendar
This is the Ultimate Gift for New Years… A BITE from a Walker! And with this Walker Calendar, you can be Eaten everyday of the Year. It’s the Yearly Walkers: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of AMC The Walking…
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Zombie Couple Wine Glass Set
Just think, you and your Zombie Hunting Buddy can Sip your Wine in Style as the Horde Breaks down your Door… How Romantic! It’s a Fun Wine Glass Set Featuring a Lovely Zombie Couple. Him and Her, Undead, and…
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Stalking Dead Zombie Poker Figurine
Nice! It’s Poker like you’ve never seen before… An Undead Tournament; ZOMBIE STYLE!!! With “Stalking Dead” Zombies playing Poker, you’ll Laugh and Smile at their Cheating Hands, Beer and Blood! A Limited-Edition Stalking Dead Poker Figurine, a Fiendish First-Ever…
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Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St….
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Zombie Pacifier Clip
Every Soft Ball of Baby needs some Zombies… Right? And with this Cute Zombie Pacifier Clip (just the Clip, not the Pacifier), your Baby can Drift off to Sweet Dreams of the Apocalypse and Blood Sucking Hordes… So Strap…
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Pixel Zombie Costume Socks
Oh my Toe-Jam will love this! It’s Zombie Socks that are Pixelated, Green, Bony, and Cool! Short Socks that will cover those Feet when the Cold Dead Flesh starts to Rot off… Okay, so you need a Shower. Sometimes…
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Zombies Kitchen Towel Oven Mitt
Ha, Real Nice. Zombies in the Kitchen. Gotta Cook those Brainsssss. And to do so, you’ll need a Lovely Dish Towel and Oven Mitt. And this Set, is Dying to be Used and Abused. With Fancy Colorful Designs of…
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