Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk like the Undead. It’s the Perfect Addition to any Zombie Costume or Makeup. Rot your Teeth, Look Vile and Scary (more than Normal), for it’s Safe, Non Toxic, No Odors, No Fumes, Dries in 10 Seconds, and is Easy to Remove. “RAWRRRR!”
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Smell My Zombie Feet Doormat Rug
Beautiful Toe Nails! You know the saying, Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet, Give me something Good to Eat… (That’s actually only part of the Original Song, the rest is even Sillier – Google it!) Now that Smelly Feet…
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Zombie Plush Slippers
Slip your Feet into the Fun Plush Zombie Slippers! You feel like a Zombie in the Morning, so why not Dress like one. This Pair of Zombies are Cute, Colorful, and Gently Gnawing on your Feet. Who knew being…
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Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter
I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for ZOMBIES! Especially when they’re Chasing us and all we have are Cookies. Right? Fun Undead Cookies that come from a Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter. YUMMMMM! One Zombie Cookie Cutter Measuring 3…
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Zombie Eating Cupcake Skateboard Deck
Talk about Personality… Mixing Comedy with “Meme-Like” Horror… I Love it! It’s a Skateboard Deck Featuring a Wonderful Cartoon Zombie (That Hair!), Green and Ghastly, Chewing on a Pink Frosted Cupcake (With a Cherry on Top)… And the Colorful…
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Walking Dead Chocolate Zombies
An Eye for an Eye, eh? That’s what this Yummy Treat is, for it’s Zombies, a Chocolate Feast! Zombie Head Chocolates, Scary, Creepy, so you can Bite their Brains out! HA! Handmade to order using the Finest Belgian Chocolate,…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wax Warmer
LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…
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Zombie Horde Paper Toys
HA! There is Nothing Better to Do in the Day than to Play with your Zombie Pets. An Undead Horde that You Create Yourself. It’s a DIY Project that any Zombie or Walking Dead Fan would LOVE. Fun Paper…
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Spill Your Guts Costume
Go on, spill your guts. Literally. It’s a quick zombie costume that will turn all the heads, hearts, and brains. Looking just like intestines, this shirt is blood red, bulging, and ideal for your next cosplay or walking dead…
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