Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk like the Undead. It’s the Perfect Addition to any Zombie Costume or Makeup. Rot your Teeth, Look Vile and Scary (more than Normal), for it’s Safe, Non Toxic, No Odors, No Fumes, Dries in 10 Seconds, and is Easy to Remove. “RAWRRRR!”
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Walking Dead Wine Bottle Holder
Oh there’s nothing I’d rather do in the Zombie Apocalypse than get Drunk and Run, right? Can you imagine how Funny that would be? Well this year, you can with this Very Cool and Creepy Zombie Wine Bottle Holder….
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Youth Zombie Name T-Shirt
Talk about a Blast… You, in the Middle of a Zombie Horde… How Awesome! And now, with this Ultra-Cool and Different T-Shirt, you can do just that. It’s a Youth T-Shirt (that comes in many Different Color Choices), with…
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Zombie Hillbillies Book
LMAO! Ain’t no Zombie Finer than one from Hillbilly Country… And this Book, highlights that Pretty Damn Well. The Action, the Humor and the Great Ingenuity will Hook you and Hold you Down… New Weapons, Great Zombies, it really…
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Zombie Sleep Mask
When you Sleep, you’re Dead to the World anyway, so why not Look the part? This Zombie Sleep Mask is just the thing you need to get your Eternal Beauty Rest. Wrapping around your Head with an Elastic Cord,…
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Zombie Bookmark Valentine Cards
Pop-Up with these Fun Valentine’s Cards… Featuring a Pack of Valentine’s, including 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Envelopes (enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges), with 3 Styles of Kooky Zombie Bookmarks that Pop out of each Card! A Useful…
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Walking Dead Jewelry Box
Beautiful! This is a MUST HAVE for any Walking Dead Fans. WOW! It’s a Jewelry Box, made out of Wood, with The Walking Dead Comics Applied to the Outside… Along with Splatters of Blood. Lots of Blood. Red Blood!…
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My First Zombie Plush
HA HA! This is my kid… Hanging onto his first Zombie Plush Toy. How Sweet! With a Green Stuffed Toy, in the Shape of a Whimsical Zombie (and Yes, those are Blood and Guts and Brains), you’ll Hear lots…
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Abe Lincoln vs Zombies Blu-Ray
LMAO! We all Believe that Abe had something to do with the Undead, and now we know it’s True! In the Middle of the America Civil War President Lincoln learns of an Unusual Outbreak. Soldiers and Locals are Infected…
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