Zombies Were Irish Too T-Shirt
LMAO! Well if this isn’t the most Appropriate T-Shirt for St. Patrick’s Day: A Zombie T-Shirt, Green of course! A Green Zombie, Stumbling around with a Saint Paddy’s Day Hat on, reading “Zombies Were Irish Too!” Too Cool, too Fun, too Correct. For today is the Walking Irish Dead… Everyone Stumbling around with Green Beers and Moaning like the Undead. And Splattered with Red. And Green. Comes in many Great Colors, too. Get yours TODAY!
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Green Zombie Sunglasses
Okay, I want to buy these just because… Think of all the Weddings you could go to this Summer, looking like a hilarious Zombie? HA! Oh the joy… A Great Pair of Sunglasses with Reflective Lens, that looks like…
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Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose,…
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Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombicide Zombie Core Paint Set
This Package is everything you need to start your own Zombie Apocalypse. Paint all of your Friends to look like Zombies and then Quarantine them behind the Caution Tape provided. Enter at your own Risk! Package includes: 10 Paints…
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Walking Dead 2016 Calendar
The Zombie Apocalypse is Coming… Oh wait, that’s New Years! My Bad! So why not Start the New Year out right with a Little Rick, Daryl, Coral, Carol, Glenn, and Michonne from AMC’s Hit TV Show; The Walking Dead!…
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Zombie 15 Minutes to Survive Game
Zombie 15′ is an Innovative, Frantic Game in which Players Defeat Zombies, and Time! In a World where Adults have turned into Blood-Thirsty, Flesh-Hungry Zombies, the Survivors have to Unite and Cooperate to Escape the Relentless Horde of Undead….
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Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody…
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