Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder Wood, then Sanded Silky Smooth, Painted, then Sealed with Lacquer. Dangling from a Black Cotton Cord with a Metal Clasp, you’ll Take your Pet Zombie wherever you go! Even in the Apocalypse!
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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Dead Man Walking Face Mask
Look, if you’ve got to wear a face mask, you should at least wear one in style. ZOMBIE STYLE! These great looking printed face masks not only are frightfully fun, but actually work as well. They’ll keep the walkers…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wax Warmer
LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…
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Zombie Foot and Skull Necklace
HA! Talk about a Fun Necklace to Wear for Halloween… Oh who am I kidding? To Wear DAILY! For Zombies know no Holiday, and everyday is Undead Day. Especially in the Zombie Apocalypse. So Wear this Dangly Necklace and…
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Zombie Engraved Rolling Pin
NICEEEEE! It’s a Rolling Pin (you know, for rolling dough) that’s Engraved (actually Embossed) with ZOMBIES!!!! Fun Crazy Cool Zombies that will make the Cutest little Cookies, Cakes, Crust, whatever it is you’re rolling, with ZOMBIES all over them……
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Beware Zombies Doormat
Zombies are coming… Better leave your door open. For this doormat is ultra-welcoming. Invite the undead in, just make sure they wipe their feet off. Blood leads a trail… This lovely mat is 16″ x 24″ and ideal for…
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Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…
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Zombie Killer Machete
“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand…
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