Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder Wood, then Sanded Silky Smooth, Painted, then Sealed with Lacquer. Dangling from a Black Cotton Cord with a Metal Clasp, you’ll Take your Pet Zombie wherever you go! Even in the Apocalypse!
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Zombies Hilarious Memes
Nice! A Book that’s right up my Alley… One Appropriately called “Zombies: Hilarious Memes, Jokes, Comics and More” Featuring an Enormous, Hilarious, Wacky and Downright Odd Collection of Zombie Jokes, Pictures, Cartoons, Artwork and Memes. This Book will Appeal…
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Z-Day WW2 Print
Remember that iconic picture of a World War II sailor grabbing and kissing a nurse in a 1945 photo on V-Day (called “THE KISS”)? Well, now it’s gone Viral and Undead, for this reincarnated pic is Z-Day; Zombie Style!…
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Chew Toy For A Zombie
HA HA HA! I can’t Stop Laughing at this… What FUN! It’s a Realistic Partial Severed Foot that’s the Ideal Toy for a Zombie. It’s a Zombie Chew Toy that’s Bloody, Gross, and YUMMY! Looking just like a Real…
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Walking Dead Daryl Pillow Case
Oh Boy, Who can Resist laying their Heads upon Daryl Dixon’s Sweaty Chest? ZOINKS… It’s a Walking Dead Pillow Case that’s sure to make your Day. This Custom Standard Case is Roomy in Size (16″ x 16″), and will…
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Red Zombie Crossing Tape
This is Perfect for your Next Haunted House… Or the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s 30′ of Red Tape that Appropriately reads “Zombie Crossing”. Lead the Innocent People into your Kill Zone with this Cool, Scary Decor… Made of All-Weather Poly…
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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
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Zombie Apocalypse Shower Curtain
If this doesn’t sum up the Zombie Apocalypse, I don’t know what does… It’s like a Graphic Scene right out of a Horror Movie, the Guy gets the Girl, amid the Zombie Horde, and he’s Passionately Kissing her, and…
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