Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!
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Lawn of the Dead Whirligig
Zombies are Coming… The Wind is Blowing… The Apocalypse is Near… I can see em… Especially with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Windmill. A Whirligig… A Wind Twister… With Moving Zombie Limbs! Fun, Flailing Arms that Animate when the Wind is…
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Zombie Love Hands Figurine
Awwwww, you really do Love me… How Adorable! If you’re looking for the Perfect Gift to get that Zombie Loving Fool, then look no more… It’s Zombie Hands, a Desktop Figuring that features Gross Bloody Zombie Hands, making the…
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Daryl Dixon Infant Romper
Ha, this Little Infant Romper cracks me up. Talk about Ho Ho Hilarious, it’s a Onesie that Reads “Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Daryl Dixon”, that’s Perfect for any Walking Dead Fan in Training. With Festive Red and…
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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Color Changing Zombie Brain Pendant
Sick! Must-Have Zombie Brainsssss! This Brain Pendant is Totally Cool… For it Changes Colors with Different Types of Lighting. Just Wear the Brains, and they’ll Turn Green, Pink, all the Delicious Colors of Brain Matter. Fluorescent Bulbs turn it…
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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Werewolf Zombie Wall Sculpture
This Zombie Werewolf is Creepy COOL! Emerging from the Grave, this Edgy Shape Shifter opens his Powerful Jaw in a Silent, Sharp Toothed Hiss that Forewarns anyone who Dares come near! Cast in Resin and Hand-Painted with an almost…
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Zombie Bottle and Stopper
What a Beautiful Prop… But then again, any Zombie Head is a Wonderful Trophy, right? It’s an Undead Head, Popping up out of a Bottle. A Wonderful COMBO Package; you get the Stopper AND the Bottle as well. All…
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