Zombie Head Earrings
“RAWRRRR!” “RAWRRRR!” That’s Double “RAWRRRRS!” for Double Zombies. One Head on Each Earlobe… Munching Away at your Brains. “CHOMP! CHOMP!” Great Earrings, Perfect for the Undead Fan… Zombie Heads, Made of Plastic, Painted with Lots and Lots of BLOOD… Dangling from your Flesh with Stainless Steel Fish Hooks… .75 Inches Long, .6 Inches Wide, Weighing 0.3oz… It’s the Most Fun your Ears will have in a Long, Long Time.
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Zombie Rising From The Grave Lamp
Yikes, don’t Touch that Desk Lamp… For it’s a Frightening Zombie that’s IDEAL for any Zombie Loving Fan. A Creepy, Crawly Zombie that’s rising up out of the Grave, reaching for your Flesh, Bones and Brains. Fun Lamp that’s…
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Walking Dead Carol Bobblehead
Oh Man, Sunday’s Show… WOW! I thought for sure Carol was a gonner. Thought the Saviors would shot her like all the other Kingdom. She’s certainly one Badass… I love her. She has some of the most Iconic Walking…
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Beware Zombies Doormat
Zombies are coming… Better leave your door open. For this doormat is ultra-welcoming. Invite the undead in, just make sure they wipe their feet off. Blood leads a trail… This lovely mat is 16″ x 24″ and ideal for…
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Zombie Eat Flesh T-Shirt
Hungry for Something Different? How about a Twist to the ole Subway Logo… This Zombie T-Shirt reads: Zombie Eat Flesh, and boy is it BLOODY! You can purchase this Cool T-Shirt in Kelly Green, or Black, and it comes…
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Zombie Dog Arm Puppet
“BarrrrRrrrRrrRRR-Rawwwrrrr-Rar!” That’s a Zombie Dog. And he’s attached to your Arm. Could be worse, could be your Neck. But in this Case, it’s a Zombie Puppet that’s the Ideal Toy for any Undead Girl or Boy. Featuring a Sick…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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Zombie Shark Blu-Ray Movie
LMAO! Oh Boy, as if going into the Deep Blue Waters isn’t Spooky enough, now you have to deal with ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! I Love it… Until I get bit, that is! This Zombie Shark Blu-Ray Movie is just…
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