All-Weather PVC Zombie Children
I tell you, there is nothing, NOTHING more scary than zombie children. They are small, frightening, and FAST! Not to mention very very hungry for brains. So this year, decorate your yard with a little zombie fun. This beautiful PVC set of handmade kid zombies is fun and undead. Featuring smiling faces, black silhouettes, cut out of PVC: Boy 30.5″ tall, Girl 29.75″ tall, Baby 15.25″ tall, that looks stunning in any yard, day or night. Waterproof, resists mold and mildew, will not rot or delaminate. DARN!
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Redneck Zombie Hunter Vest
HA! Nice, real nice. It’s a Denim Vest that’s Perfect for the Zombie Hunters… A Redneck Vest, Rugged, Camouflage, Torn Sleeves, Imprinted with “REDNECK ZOMBIE HUNTER”, and Pictured with a Zombie Hand and Crossbows. Just Lovely! Great Vest for…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombie Pencil Toppers
These Small Zombie Pencil Toppers are PERFECT for your next Zombie Party! The Toppers are made of Plastic and Slip over the Top of a Pencil, just like an Eraser. The Details and Colors are Awesome, and they are…
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Zombie Plants
Lovely… Homegrown Zombies! Just no Touching… They BITE! For these Plants are Zombie Plants and they make Awesome Creepy Halloween Props. Alive, Dead, it doesn’t matter, because these Plants are Green, Handmade Zombie Fingers that will give everyone the…
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Zombie Family Car Stickers
This looks like my Family, and we’re not even Zombies… YET! Cute Car Stickers, Decals, featuring a Wonderful Zombie Family, with Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, and a little Doggie too! (The Dog’s Adorable, but hey, he BITES!) Stick them…
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Zombie Cookie Cutters
Who doesn’t Want to take a Bite into a Zombie? Now you can with these very Cool Zombie Cookie Cutters. Looking like Zombie Poses, these 3 Durable Plastic Cookie Cutters will allow you to make Zombies and Bite their…
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Creepy Zombie Coffee Cup
Bloody Beverage anyone? How about a Big of Brain in a Bubbling Caldron of Brew? It’s a Creepy Zombie Cup that will have everyone Screaming. Featuring a Handmade Coffee Cup, with the Illest Zombie Ever; Green Skin, Rotting Nose,…
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Zombie Boy Limb Eater
NOM NOM NOM… It’s your Little Zombie Boy… an Undead Prop that will leave everyone Limbless. For this Bad Boy is Hungry and Feasting on a Bloody Severed Leg. YUMMMMM! Plus, it’s Animated! The Head Moves, the Mouth Eats,…
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