All-Weather PVC Zombie Children
I tell you, there is nothing, NOTHING more scary than zombie children. They are small, frightening, and FAST! Not to mention very very hungry for brains. So this year, decorate your yard with a little zombie fun. This beautiful PVC set of handmade kid zombies is fun and undead. Featuring smiling faces, black silhouettes, cut out of PVC: Boy 30.5″ tall, Girl 29.75″ tall, Baby 15.25″ tall, that looks stunning in any yard, day or night. Waterproof, resists mold and mildew, will not rot or delaminate. DARN!
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Aquabot Zombie
Now these are COOL! You’ve probably seen the Air Swimmers before… the Remote Control Sharks that Swim through the Air… Well, now the game has CHANGED… Introducing ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! Air Swimming Sharks that are Zombified and Look Bad…
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Zombie Defence Squad Gift Wrap
You can’t get any more IDEAL than Zombie Wrapping Paper for the Zombie Lover! Wrap those Undead Gifts up with a Roll of 64lb Text Weight Glossy Paper, featuring Bloody Zombie Skulls and the words Zombie Defence Squad. Defence…
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Zombie Area Rug Carpet
A W E S O M E !!! It’s 7 x 5 Feet of Pure Zombie Fun. Featuring an Area Rug, 7′ by 5′, adorned with Double Doors, Zombie Hands, and two Cryptic Signs: Do Not Block Doorway, and…
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Zombie Apocalypse Vent Stick
Sweet… Or should I say ROTTEN! For these Ulta-Cool Vent Sticks, are Air Fresheners for your Car or Truck (or RV, Tank, Moped, just sayin’) that will make any ole Zombie Smell Good. You get Three Vent Sticks, with…
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One-Eyed Zombie Bottle Opener
HA! This is a Metal Bottle Opener based on the Hit Show and Comics Series “The Walking Dead”! It’s a Zombie’s Gaping Eye Socket that Grips Bottle Caps for Easy Opening. Measuring 3.5″ x 5″, this Zombie Opener Features…
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Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD
Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…
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Zombie Rat Pen
HA! Well this Pen is something Different and Creepy! It’s a Writing Pen with a Green Zombie at the End, and it has a Mouthful of Bloody Rats in its Teeth! LMAO! Black Eyes, Red Brains, and little Zombie…
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Zombie Hand Door Knob Cover
YIKES! I would probably JUMP if I went to grab the door and grabbed a Zombie Hand instead! Talk about Creepy FUN! HA! This Bloody Cool Zombie Hand is made out of Foam-Filled Latex, is 8″ Long, and covers…
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