All-Weather PVC Zombie Children
I tell you, there is nothing, NOTHING more scary than zombie children. They are small, frightening, and FAST! Not to mention very very hungry for brains. So this year, decorate your yard with a little zombie fun. This beautiful PVC set of handmade kid zombies is fun and undead. Featuring smiling faces, black silhouettes, cut out of PVC: Boy 30.5″ tall, Girl 29.75″ tall, Baby 15.25″ tall, that looks stunning in any yard, day or night. Waterproof, resists mold and mildew, will not rot or delaminate. DARN!
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Dead! Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads… eh? These KFC Ear Plugs are certainly going to be Noticed and Commented on. How can you not? It’s…
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Zombie Gory Guts T-Shirt
YUM! It’s LUNCH! Oh wait… It’s just a T-Shirt… But still, it certainly makes my mouth drool, for it’s a Zombie Guts T-Shirt that’s Bloody, Gory, and FUN! Just picture this Freaky T-Shirt with your own Scary Face, okay……
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Knit Your Own Zombie
Join the Legions of The Crafting Dead! From Traditional Living-Dead Moaners to the Hard-Partying Zombie Rock Stars and Deliciously Evil Zombie Chefs. Each one of these Creatures is Easy to Knit and Hard to Kill! Best of all, every…
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If Daryl Dies We Riot Mug
This MUG is So Bad Ass… It’s the Daryl Dixon Mug with the Handle in the Shape of a Crossbow that reads “If Daryl Dies We Riot!” And only TRUE Walking Dead Fans will know exactly what that means….
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Glow In The Dark Zombies
Wreak Havoc on your Sister’s Precious Diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each Set includes Nine 1” to 3-1/4” Tall, Hard Vinyl Zombies, Complete with Blank Stares, Gaping Mouths, Open Wounds and Missing Limbs! Turn off the…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Zombie I Love You Hands
Awwww… This brings a tear to my eye. It’s a Severed Zombie Hand giving me the “I Love You” symbol. How Sweet! But I think it only Loves me for my Brains… Just sayin. Made out of Cold Cast…
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