Zombie Hand Oven Glove
Let’s hope you’re cooking brains… Because this oven glove mitt can really come in HANDY. HA! It’s a zombie hand, wonderfully made, with a bloody good looking zombie hand, green, decayed, reaching into your stove to pull out some tasty hot meals. 1 glove, zombie hand on one side, black on the back. Approx. 6.9 x 1.2 x 13 inches, this hand is not only good for pulling meat, but you can also wave to people, use it on Tiktok, or even pick your nose. It’s fun, and freaky. Buy one today!
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Zombie Sound Effects
“RAWRRRRRRRRR!” It’s Zombies… They’re Coming… Out of your Speakers! YEAH! If you’re looking for some Incredible and Frightening Zombie Sound Effects, then this Scary Package of 80 Zombie Sounds is Right up your Undead Alley. Featuring: Large Group Zombie…
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Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in…
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Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary…
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Glow In The Dark Zombie Mushroom Pendant
Okay, everything about this Pendant I Love… The Fact that it’s a Mushroom, Hilarious! The Fact that it Glows In The Dark… INSANE! The Fact that it’s a Zombie with Nasty Teeth, Lots of Blood and One Popped Out…
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Zombie Eating Cupcake Skateboard Deck
Talk about Personality… Mixing Comedy with “Meme-Like” Horror… I Love it! It’s a Skateboard Deck Featuring a Wonderful Cartoon Zombie (That Hair!), Green and Ghastly, Chewing on a Pink Frosted Cupcake (With a Cherry on Top)… And the Colorful…
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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Let’s Make Zombies Great Again T-Shirt
What a great again t-shirt… Featuring a zombie Donald Trump on a unisex heavy cotton tee. T-shirt comes in many colors to choose from: black, antique orange, dark chocolate, sport grey, cardinal red, cobalt, and forest green. Sizes range…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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