Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s your Stomach! This Cookbook has 80+ Recipes that can Help Save your Post-Apocalypse Meal. “MUNCH!”
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Zombie Shark Blu-Ray Movie
LMAO! Oh Boy, as if going into the Deep Blue Waters isn’t Spooky enough, now you have to deal with ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! I Love it… Until I get bit, that is! This Zombie Shark Blu-Ray Movie is just…
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Zombie Punch Bowl
What a Great Looking Punch Bowl. Just picture this on your Kitchen Counter… Full of Blood Red Punch of course. :) Have a Party, Fill this Zombie’s Hollow Head with Liquid, Jello, or Snacks and you’re ready to have…
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Zombie Love Hands Figurine
Awwwww, you really do Love me… How Adorable! If you’re looking for the Perfect Gift to get that Zombie Loving Fool, then look no more… It’s Zombie Hands, a Desktop Figuring that features Gross Bloody Zombie Hands, making the…
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Zombie Stick Incense Burner
Do you Smell Brains? Nope, that’s Just Jasmine… Because this Incense is Burning Bright and Stabbed in a Zombie’s Head. Yeah! Featuring a Zombie Incense Burner with an Ugly Undead Soul. Crawling up out of the Grave, Hungry, Snarling,…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Zombie Banana Costume
Zombies are HOT! Bananas are Good! So why not be a Zombie Banana? eh? This Costume is Sure to be a Big Hit at your Next Party or Event! Just think of the Comments you’ll get among the George…
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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Zombie Bikini Swimwear Set
Sweet, it’s getting HOT in here! Because this Vivid Bikini Bathing Suit is Zombified! Featuring a Bright Green and Purple Zombie Print Top and Bottom Set, you’ll LOVE where your Eyes go! Made out of Cotton, Nylon, and Spandex,…
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