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Zombie And Brains Greeting Card
Awww! We go together like Zombie and Brains! Peanut Butter and Jelly! Sausage and Eggs! What a Great Greeting Card, Blank inside so you can Write your own Prose… Featuring a Cute, but Gnarly Zombie (Nice Gums) and a…
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Zombie Groom Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Beautiful… Getting Married? I think NOT… Not in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse… But at least you can look the part with this Gory Groom Costume. A simple T-Shirt with Long Sleeves that looks like you’ve had one…
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Zombies 6 Static Guitar Picks
If the Zombies are coming… I’m gonna Pluck their Eyes out with my Guitar Picks… Cause I can Play one Mighty Bad Ass Brain Stomping Song… And with these 6 Guitar Picks, it just makes it all Funner… For…
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TWD Abraham Ford Bitch Nuts
Abraham, from the Walking Dead, boy do I miss him. Him and his mouth. Such a Great Character, hated the way he went (overshadowed by Glenn)… Sucks. Sucks like Bitch Nuts. HA! And now, all TWD Fans can Chow…
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Undead Salt Pepper Shaker Holder
“Oh My Eyes, My Eyes, I feel so SALTY…” Oh Man. This, on the counter… AWESOME! Just imagine the Stares you’ll get… HA! An Undead Zombie Salt and Pepper Holder, that’s Morbid, Bloody, and Creepy Good Fun. With a…
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3 Pack Zombie Teeth
Somethin’ Smells Rotten… And I think it’s your Breath! But that’s to be expected when you’re a Zombie, full of Decay, with the Worst set of Teeth a Dentist could see… Because these are Zombie Teeth, 3-Pack, and they…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…













