Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear are also available in Boxers, Boxer Briefs, and even a Thong! Guess what I’ll be Wearing during the Zombie Apocalypse… HA! NOTHING!
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Zombie Brains Candle
Mmmmmm, Smells like BRAINSSSS! My favorite scent. It’s a fun, colorful zombie brain candle that will turn your den, into a haven for the undead. Liven up your surroundings with the sweet stench of melting brain matter. A handmade…
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Eugene I Like to Watch T-Shirt
LMAO! Well that’s Creepy… It’s Awkward Eugene from The Walking Dead in the Famous Library Scene where he’s Watching Abraham and Rosita Get It On… And he gets Caught and says “I Like To Watch”…. EWWWWWWW! Too Funny! And…
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Zombie Eye Ear Plugs
SICK!!! I SEE what you did there… Collected Eyes from Glenn and The Governor… HA! But no, these are Zombie Eyes… Gross, Bloody, Round and Gory, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Fun Undead Plugs that are Handmade, Plastic, Polymer…
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Daryl Dixon Pillowcase
LMAO! That’s Daryl? Yes Yes it is. You can tell from all the Walker Blood. It’s a Fun, Colorful Custom Made Daryl Dixon Pillowcase (Cover, not the actual Pillow), that’s the Perfect Cuddly for Watching the Walking Dead. Measuring…
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Zombie Mirror Clings
LOL! These are FUN and can really come in handy. They are Mirror Clings that are Zombie Body Parts, like Eyes, Brains, Nose, Teeth, Scars, and Dripping BLOOD! Talk about COOL! You stick them on the Mirror, and when…
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Zombie Head In A Jar
Everyone is Decorating the House in Festive Christmas Lights, Garland, and Stockings… The Refrigerator is Full of Yummy Treats like Apple Pies, Gingerbread Man Cookies, Eggnog and Fruitcake, and here your Fridge is full of Zombie Heads! Go Figure!…
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The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an…
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Sunny Burns Zombie Doll
Who says Zombies are just for Boys? With this Zombie Doll, appropriately named “Sunny Burns”, Girls can have FUN being Zombies too! Green Skined Zombie with Blue Lips brings Fashion Back from the Dead! Comes complete with a Tombstone…
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