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Zombie Killer Machete
“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand…
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The Walking Dead Valentines Card
Oh Boy… Really. Who Said Romance Is Dead? Everyone… And with this Unique and Bloody Valentine’s Card, you can have your Brains and Eat them too. A Fun, Handmade Greeting Card that’s Ideal for Valentine’s Day. Featuring a Gnarly…
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Face Mask Dust Bandana
Noice! It’s a Freaky Face Mask Dust Protector that’s Zombified! Featuring a Toxic Green Bandana with a Gruesome Undead Face… Yellow Teeth, Dripping Goo, Stretchy, Lightweight, Breathable, 100% Polyester Microfiber, Fit’s most Adults… Plus, there’s 10 ways to Wear…
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Chocolate Zombie Santa Candy
Nom Nom Nom I just ate Santa’s Brains! :) And so will YOU with this Lovely Gory Christmas Candy… It’s a Chocolate Zombie Santa that Features Green Santa Zombie and a Bloody Beard. Each 5.5″ Zombie Santa comes Boxed…
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Zombie Pull Light Chain
PULL THIS!!! HA! This Chain Pull Light Switch, or Ceiling Fan Dangler is a Funny Ass Zombie in a Black Suit… Dripping Blood and a Nasty Tongue of course. It Adds the Perfect Touch to any Zombie Apocalypse Themed…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts;…
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Baby Zombie Bib
Ah, just what every Baby needs… BLOOD! Especially when you’re a ZOMBIE BABY! “Rawrrrrrr!” And every Baby (Voracious Little Eaters) could be a Zombie with this FUN and Colorful Zombie Bib! Slap this on, tie it around his Neck,…