Dead Inside Doormat
Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather Resistant Paint, reading “DEAD INSIDE”. The Lettering is Scarlet Red and the Zombie Arms Creeping up from the Bottom are Black. Great Greeting… BRAINS are the Main Dish! Welcome!
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Zombie Beer Wine Bottle Opener
It’s a Bottle Opener that’s FAST and FUN! A Zombie Opener that not only Opens Beer, but WINE! V-ROD Opener, a.k.a. Speed Opener… Works as a Standard Speed Opener and a Liquor Pourer Spout Remover for Wine. A Must-Have…
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Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…
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Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…
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Zombie Device Stand
HA! This is a 4.5″ Tall, Universal Digital Device Stand that’s ZOMBI-FIED! It’s a Blue Hilarious Comical Zombie that is Bendable and will Hold all your Electronic Devices like iPhones, Music Players, BlackBerry, Droid, Nokia, Galaxy, and more. You…
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Zombie Gory Guts T-Shirt
YUM! It’s LUNCH! Oh wait… It’s just a T-Shirt… But still, it certainly makes my mouth drool, for it’s a Zombie Guts T-Shirt that’s Bloody, Gory, and FUN! Just picture this Freaky T-Shirt with your own Scary Face, okay……
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Z-Day WW2 Print
Remember that iconic picture of a World War II sailor grabbing and kissing a nurse in a 1945 photo on V-Day (called “THE KISS”)? Well, now it’s gone Viral and Undead, for this reincarnated pic is Z-Day; Zombie Style!…
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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer…
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Dead Walker To Do List T-shirt
Niceeeee! This Shirt is a Must Have… It’s a Walking Dead Shirt TO-DO-LIST… And it is Perfect! Eat Survivors, Moan Loudly, Drag Feet, Eat More Survivors, Decay, Infect The Population, Don’t Die Again… I LOVE it! A Black T-Shirt…
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