Even Zombies Wash their Hands
Well… This is the time, more than ever, to wash up; dead or not. And this sign, bathroom decor, is just the friendly reminder to everyone; including kids, adults, and yes, zombies, to wash their hands. Grim, green, and a little bloody too, this statement is clear; wash or die (2 minuses and the fingertips). Professionally printed with a matte finish on Kodak Professional Paper, color art print only, no mat or frame included. So get your sign, hang it, and keep the evil germs away.
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Zombie Boy Limb Eater
NOM NOM NOM… It’s your Little Zombie Boy… an Undead Prop that will leave everyone Limbless. For this Bad Boy is Hungry and Feasting on a Bloody Severed Leg. YUMMMMM! Plus, it’s Animated! The Head Moves, the Mouth Eats,…
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Zombie Why Yes Eye Doo Mask
YIKES! Talk about a Scary Halloween Mask… It’s 100% Polyester, Made in the US, Hand Washable, and will Keep your Brains Warm! Strong Classic Sculpt of a Zombie Monster, Great Visibility, Comfortable, Easy to Wear, Easy to Scare. Great…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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Vinyl Walking Dead Figures
LMAO! Rick, he hasn’t looked that clean and uniformed for years… Daryl, wait, does he look bug-eyed to you? HA! It’s The Walking Dead Figures featuring Daryl Dixon, Michonne, or Rick Grimes. Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Merchandise, these…
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501 Things to do with a Zombie
LMAO! This Book’s a Riot! It’s the 501 Things to do with a Zombie… Here’s some Examples: Ride a Bicycle Built for Two, Sing Campfire Songs, Thumb Wrestle, Go to iHop, Grow a Chia Pet, Speed Walk, Have a…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Bong Of The Living Dead
HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…
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Zombie Surgery Game
Cure Zombies NOW… With this Interesting and Fun Downloadable Game. It’s a Free Download, with Instant Access, that allows you to Save the Zombies. Help them Regain their Health and Happiness. With a blade of course! Don’t Hesitate, your…
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