Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what the heck? HA! 24″x16″, dark taupe peach red, made of high-quality flannel fabric, and the bottom is non-woven fabric dotted with plastic. Wear-resistant, fade-resistant, keeps your floors from dirt. Easy to clean, just toss it a brain or two. :)
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Zombie Fleece Scarf
This Scarf is Ideal for the Colder Temperatures and Dead Frigid Bodies… It’ll keep you Nice and Toasty. All except for your Brains… For it’s what they call, a Zombie Ugly Christmas Warm Fleece Scarf! HA! Featuring Walking Dead…
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Zombie Fallout Book
Once you Read the First Few Pages of Zombie Fallout, you’re in for the series! Fallout is a Gory, Laugh Out Loud Tale of a Community of Heroes, Cowards and Misfits Struggling against a Post-Apocalyptic Zombie World. This is…
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Zombie Halloween Candy Jar
Halloween is coming… It’s coming to Scare you Barbara! (Or at least give you Treats). Just like this Fun, Colorful, Zombie Candy Jar. It’s Frightfully Good. Featuring a Handmade Zombie, Green, Bug Eyed, Adorable… That’s Small, Charming, and Perfect…
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Create Your Own Comic Book Zombie
It’s a Poseable Action Figure, it’s a Customizable Model Kit, AND it’s a ZOMBIE! Expand the Legion of Undead with this Individual Carded Figure. A 4″ Scale Action Figure Blank Body with 12 Points of Articulation, a Mounted Zombie…
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Zombie Oil Warmer
Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…
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Fun Zombie Dress Socks
Oh there’s no better feeling then putting your Foot through a Zombie’s Head. Right? And with these Ultra-Hip Zombie Socks, you can do just that. Fun Men’s Zombie Dress Socks Featuring a 3-Pack of Colors, Gnarly Undead Faces and…
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Zombie Couple Throw Pillow
Lay your Head on the Dead and Sleep Deeply. For it’s a Throw Pillow that’s Perfect for the Walkers, Talkers, and Moaners. A Fun Pillow that’s 18″ x 18″, made out of 100% Pre-Shrunk Polyester Case Moisture-Wicking Fabric with…
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Zombie Rib Rack T-Shirt
Lovely… Spare Ribs Sound Pretty Good right now… Maybe I’ll have a Rack. A Bloody Rack, for this T-Shirt, is all about the Blood. Blood and Bones with an Exposed Rib Cage Rack that’s Horrific, Fun, and a Quick…
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