Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Walking Dead Bookends
Read a Horde of Zombie Books? Robert Kirkman? Stephen King? Clive Barker? Dean Koontz? Well Sandwich them together with these Creepy, Cool Bookends. They’re Walking Dead Bookends that will make your Books come to Life. Featuring 3D Printed Model…
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Rotting Face Lycra Face Zombie Mask
SICKKKKK! It’s a Mask that Turns your Face into a Rotting Zombie. Featuring a Rotting Face Zombie Lycra Mask that you simply slip over your Head and you’re good as Dead. Gross, Bloody, Scary, this Mask is Lightweight, Freaky,…
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Cheech & Chong Zombie Board Shorts
HA! Grab some attention at the beach with these ultra-hip and undead board shorts. It’s Cheech & Chong, zombie style, with bright toxic green and purple print. Featuring Cheech on one leg, Chong on the other. And a big…
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Impaled Zombie Head Mug
Oh Gnarly! I’d Drink out of that… It’s a Zombie Head, Knife Impaled, Bloody, Chained, and Frozen in Time. Straight out of the Walking Dead, this Walker is a Fan Favorite. Made of High Quality Polyresin, individually Hand Painted…
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Dark Zombie Costume
This looks like me when I wake up in the morning… LOL It’s a Cool Creepy Zombie Costume, featuring a Large Dark Rambling Shirt, and Tattered Torn Pants. The Perfect Attire for your Undead Self… Just add Make-up, some…
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TWD Negan Bow Tie
GO NEGAN GO! You know, I really Despise Negan on The Walking Dead, but I also Adore him. Just the way he speaks is music to my ears (Although I’ll never forgive him for Glenn). And now that the…
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Zombie Jackson in a Box
“Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night. There ain’t no Second Chance against the Thing with Forty Eyes, Girl. Thriller, Thriller Night…” Makes you Want to Sing and Dance. Ain’t nothing better than the Thriller Dance. And Michael Jackson as…
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Zombie Wedding Cake Topper
To have a Zombie-Themed Wedding… That’s to Die For! Just imagine; Zombie DJ, Zombie Decorations, Finger Foods… A Zombie Wedding Cake Topper… It certainly makes your Brain Buzz. So this Cake Topper, is just what 2 Zombie Hunters need……
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