Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Life-Size Zombie Greeting Card
LMAO! I would LOVE to get this Zombie on Valentines… Because it’s a Greeting Card that’s LIFE-SIZE! HA! 5 Feet, 8 Inches, it even comes with it’s own Cute Envelope… Made from Heavy Duty Cardboard, this Zombie Card is…
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Transparent Zombie Mask
Yes, I know, you really don’t need a Mask to look like a Zombie, especially on Monday without any Coffee… But this Creepy Mask, is Crazy and Horrific, and a Perfect QUICK Costume for a Party, or hey, that…
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know…
This is a Book that every UNDEAD FAN needs to read; a book appropriately called: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies! (Available in Paperback and Kindle.) It’s the most Comprehensive Zombie Handbook ever Published! In one Indispensable…
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Car Window Zombie Grabber
Oh, come on. Let Grandpa outta the car. Sheesh! He’s been in there for 3 months, he’s rather Hungry I’d say. Looking for a little Fright for your Vehicle? Some Fun Gory Decal that’s Ideal for the Fogged up…
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Dead Panic Board Game
Put your Zombie Apocalypse Team to the Test with this Cooperative Fun Board Game. Choose a Character and make your Stand in a Remote Cabin in the Center of the Board, against Waves of Undead that close in from…
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The Ewoking Dead Zombie Star Wars T-Shirt
Wait, wat? It’s #StarWarsDay, #MayTheFourth (#MayThe4thBeWithYou), and I’m Featuring it on a Zombie Website? YES YES YES I WILL! For this Great T-Shirt is the Biggest Crossover Yet… The Walking Dead (AMC’s Hit Show) and Star Wars (Appropriately called…
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Carol’s Cookies Pot Holder
Carol’s Cookies are a Classic. Truly. So Good in fact, that AMC even has a Carol’s Cookies Recipe online HERE, so you can Bake, Serve, and Eat Sugary Treats while you catch up on The Walking Dead. YUMMMY! And…
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Zombie Butcher Shop Apron
“NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and…
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