“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand…

“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….

“55, 55, You should have RUN faster!” Dang… Because this Football Player just got Chewed up by the Zombie Horde. But hey, no Fumble, right? Fun Colorful Football T-Shirt that’s Perfect for Halloween, or any Spooky Time. Because it’s…

DON’T OPEN THE DOOR!!!! For the Garage is FULL of ZOMBIES! RAWRRRRR! It’s Ultra-Cool Zombie Hand Decals that you Stick on the Window Panes of your Garage Door… And it’s KILLER GOOD! Fun Decorations that Instantly turn your Garage,…

I LOVE it when my Dog plays with Dead Things… Raccoons, Chickens, Pigs, Cats, DOGS… HA! And these Fun Bloody Vinyl Toys are PERFECT for my Pooch! Vinyl Toys with Squeakers, Original and Creative Designs, Cool, Creepy-Looking Characters, one…

“Scooby Dooby Doo, Where are you…” You know, I always used to think that every Scooby-Doo Movie had Zombies. Didn’t they? HA! Well this one certainly does. For it’s Scooby-Doo and the Zombies DVD, that’s 61 minutes of Phantom-Buster…

WOW! No wonder why Zombies Eat Brains… They look like Bubble Gum! Right? HA! And just like these Fun Colorful Earrings, you can Chew on your Earlobes all Night… Because they really do look Creepy Cool, and Smart too!…

Looking for some Brains in the Night? Need a little Guiding Light? Well let this Zombie Arm show you the way. For it’s the Coolest Arm you’ll ever see. A Zombie Arm, holding a Lantern, that’s Solar Powered and…

I may need this when the Zombie Horde comes for me… Or if Negan shows up at my door! It’s The Walking Dead Zombie Preparedness Apocalypse Kit, and it contains some Incredible Goods: First, it’s a Custom Wide Mouth…

LOL They’re coming to eat your plants… RUNNNNN! For they’re Flamingos… Yard Decorations, that are EVIL BLACK ZOMBIES! Frightening Stuff… 30″ High, one Standing, one Feeding, these Undead Flamingos are Hungry and have Bright Red Eyes! Sold as a…

Ahhhh Pencils… Twenty Four of them. Which means, Twenty Four Zombies Stabbed in the Eye-Hole, right? HA! Okay, maybe they’re not the Best Zombie Killers, but hey, you can Draw some Killer Zombies! Eh? Fun Pencil Pack with Zombies,…

LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…

LOL Come Halloween… This could be your Costume, sure and sweet. For it’s a Zombie Hat, a Crochet Cap, that’s Fun, Green, and EYE-POPPING! No doubt. Great Hat, even with the Hair… Handmade to Order, so each and every…

This looks like me when I wake up in the morning… LOL It’s a Cool Creepy Zombie Costume, featuring a Large Dark Rambling Shirt, and Tattered Torn Pants. The Perfect Attire for your Undead Self… Just add Make-up, some…

Nothing makes my Heart Beat more, than the Smell of Rancid Meat… YEAH! And this Very Cool and Creepy Anatomical Heart, makes me Drool indeed. Handmade out of Clay, this Green Zombie Heart is Undead, Decayed, and Perfect for…

Beautiful… You can’t get a better Zombie Banner for your Undead Fan, then a Banner made for Nerds… Er, NERFS! Nerfs that is… Because this is a Nerf Zombie Strike Zone Banner that features Green Toxic Letters, Targets and…

Lovely… What kid wouldn’t want to play with a Zombie? Huh? Let alone FIVE of them… HA! Cute Little Monster Finger Puppets, made out of Rubberized Plastic, featuring Scary Faces, Zombies and BLOOD… Ideal for Tiny Fingers, and Perfect…

Awww, you have a Little Monster in the Oven… SWEET! Going Trick or Treating? Looking for a FUN Halloween Shirt to Wear? Well, this Baby Zombie Shirt, certainly takes the Cake… And the Pie, and the Eye, and the…

SICKKKKKKKKKK! What a Great Shirt to Wear for your Zombie Costume… Awesome Gory Details. WOW! Ribs, Guts, Zombie Munch… It’s a Bloody Undershirt like you’ve never seen before. Made with Permablood, Spray Adhesive, Paint, Latex, and Spandex, this Skin…

Nothing like stirring your Bloody Mary with a Zombie Hand, right? HA! Well, now you can, because these Fun Stirrers are Black Zombie Hands that will make any Drink Desireable. Made out of Acrylic, these Stirs are Perfect for…

You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…

NICEEEEE! It’s a Rolling Pin (you know, for rolling dough) that’s Engraved (actually Embossed) with ZOMBIES!!!! Fun Crazy Cool Zombies that will make the Cutest little Cookies, Cakes, Crust, whatever it is you’re rolling, with ZOMBIES all over them……

When you put on your Belt, get to Walking… Zombie Style! For it’s a Belt Buckle like you’ve never seen before… Hand Forged out of Bronze, this Buckle features a Cute Zombie, Walking Stiff, and a RIP Tombstone under…

If only I had a place to put all my Zombie Books… Oh wait… NOW I DO! For these Two Bookends are right up your Dead Alley. Featuring a Set of Bookends, one half being a Scary Skull, and…