Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….
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Male Female Zombie Animated Props
Awwww, the Newly Wed Couple; Bub and Barbara… Zombies, Animated Props for your Yard. And with Halloween coming, these Undead Eaters are Ideal for Trick and Treaters. Set them up, have them Greet… With Bulging Eyes, Blood and Gore,…
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Walking Dead Quilt and Pillow
Get your Toes Toasty and your Brains Roasty with this Great Walking Dead Combo: A Throw Blanket, Warm Quilt, Measuring 35″ X 40″, with a 100% Cotton Batting between the Cotton Outer Layers, and a Soft and Cushy Pillow…
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Rick Grimes Bloody Earrings
The Walking Dead has started up again… Ricks last Season (and probably the Entire Shows)… So Celebrate his Death with Severed Bloody Heads. Rick’s Head. Heads. Fun Earrings that Resemble Rick Grimes, Beaten and Bloody, of course. Plastic Earrings,…
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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Zombie Pull Light Chain
PULL THIS!!! HA! This Chain Pull Light Switch, or Ceiling Fan Dangler is a Funny Ass Zombie in a Black Suit… Dripping Blood and a Nasty Tongue of course. It Adds the Perfect Touch to any Zombie Apocalypse Themed…
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Zombies Projector Pen
Michael Anthony “Tony” Moore is an American Comic Book Artist, who helped Create the First Six Issues of The Walking Dead. So there’s no one better to Illustrate a Zombie Pen, than Tony Moore himself. And this Kick Ass…
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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Walking Dead Themed Pins
Batter Up… What does a Gun, a Baseball Bat (named Lucille), Barb Wire and a Bloody Undead Zombie have in common??? The Walking Dead, of course. Featuring 3 incredibly Fun Pins, Buttons, Lapel Decorations, that are Ideal for the…
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