Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….
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Mad Zombies Blu-ray
Unscrupulous Breeders Concoct a Formula to Fatten their Cattle and Turn them into Burgers Faster! But the Side Effects were soon Felt. The Bodies of the Cattle, Processed Meat, Contaminated the Villagers and Turned them into Zombies. At the…
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Zombies That Ate Christmas
Sweet… It’s the Zombies that Ate Christmas Coloring Book and it’s right up my Christmas Alley. Featuring Fun Zombies that you can Color any Crayon in the Box, it’s Festive, Darling, and Perfect for any Walking Dead, Undead, or…
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The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an…
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Zombie Outdoor Prop
This Eerie Zombie Skull Decoration is a Realistic Addition to your Haunted House FUN! Or a Great Way to Add a Bit of Spooks and Scares into your Garden! Just Stick the 3-Piece, Skull and Hand Set into the…
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2019 Eaters Biters Roamers Calendar
This is the Ultimate Gift for New Years… A BITE from a Walker! And with this Walker Calendar, you can be Eaten everyday of the Year. It’s the Yearly Walkers: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of AMC The Walking…
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Breakout Zombie Wall Decor
Decorating for a Zombie Party, Having Fun at the Office, Setting up a Haunted House? Well, this Zombie Breakout Wall Decor is just what you need. It’s a Hanging Wall Piece that appears as if a Creepy, Bloody, Undead,…
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Joy Riders Zombie Window Cling
LMAO! This Cracks me up… Taking the Zombie to the Grocery Store. HA! Taking him to the Laundromat, the Ice Cream Shop, the Candy Store… How about the Slaughterhouse? Poor Fool… Bloody, some Drool… A Vehicle Window Cling Decal…
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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