Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like a Festive, Fun Loving Undead Christmas to me. Reading “Merry Z-Mas”, it’s 100% Premium Acrylic Yarn, with Double Panel Construction, and Machine Washable. Sizes M-XXLG “HO HO RAWRRRR!”
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Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think…
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Zombie Arm Ring
Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It’s SO OUTSTANDING! And… It’s Wrapping it’s Dead Fingers around your Flesh and Squeezing Tight… YIKES! The Gory Hand, the Severed Arm, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve… YIKES! This…
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Zombies Floating Foam Keychain
You know that feeling… Floating in the Water, Surrounded by Zombies, Unable to Start the Boat because your Keys Sank to the Bottom… Sigh! Should have bought a Floating Keychain, just like this Fun Green Zombie Keychain here. It…
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Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter
I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for ZOMBIES! Especially when they’re Chasing us and all we have are Cookies. Right? Fun Undead Cookies that come from a Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter. YUMMMMM! One Zombie Cookie Cutter Measuring 3…
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Zombie Stalker Blacklight Poster
Get yourself a Black Light, because this Poster is gonna give you a FRIGHT! For it’s a Zombie Stalker Poster, that will GLOW under UV Light (Black Light), and it’s Bad Ass for sure! With a 3D Popped Eyeball,…
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Here Zombie Mens Briefs
Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…
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Glenn Rhee Bobblehead
Oh I Miss Glenn… Walking Dead won’t ever be the same without him! But this Bobblehead makes me feel all Happy again. A Fun Loving Glenn, standing Proud, carrying his Guns and Knives… Ready to take down Walkers, Day…
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Zombie Hood With Zipper Mouth
Well this Solves the Whole Zombie Apocalypse! Right? A Leather Zombie Hood that you Slide over the Zombie’s Head… Keeps them from Biting and Chewing on you. How Awesome and Clever! And CREEPY! A Black Leather Hood with Eye…
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