Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like a Festive, Fun Loving Undead Christmas to me. Reading “Merry Z-Mas”, it’s 100% Premium Acrylic Yarn, with Double Panel Construction, and Machine Washable. Sizes M-XXLG “HO HO RAWRRRR!”
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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Don’t Open Poop Inside Onesie
Okay, I literally laughed out loud when I saw this… Talk about Shocking! Truthful, but YIKES!!! Perfect for the Walking Dead Fans, this Adorable Onesie comes in 3 Different Colors; Black, Heather Gray, and Navy, and Delightfully reads: Don’t…
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Severed Zombie Woman’s Head
I keep calling her and calling her and she never comes… And with this Creepy Woman’s Head, she never will! A Frightening Realistic Zombie Head, with Black Stringy Hair, Sunken Cheeks, Bloodshot Eyes and Teeth… Makes for one FUN…
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Zombie Platform Pumps
Synthetic, Vegan, and Bloody… Nothing better to Slip your Dead Tired Feet in than a Pink Pair of Pumps, with Gory Zombies, Eyeballs, Guts, Brains, and Teeth. Perfect for a Night out on the Town, or Sneaking around the…
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Long Sleeve Zombie Hoodie
AWESOME! This Unique, Fully Printed Hoodie, is Unisex and GORY! Featuring Bloody Zombies everywhere, this Hoodie will Stand out in a Horde! It’s High Quality, Soft and Comfortable Material, that’s Stylish, Warm and Cozy. And, No Matter how often…
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Zombie Gotcha Game
Zombie Gotcha, by Mattel Games, is a creepy-cool kids game that locks players in a house with a zombie, then challenges them to escape by “unlocking” each of their doors. Match two key cards of the same color to…
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Zombie Couple Earrings
Oh Boy, these Fun Earrings just make me Laugh! It’s a Pair of Zombie Earrings, one Male Zombie (holding a Brain), and one Female Zombie (holding a hand), and together, they make the most Adorable Couple. Bony, Green, and…
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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