Silly Zombie Socks
OKAY, I literally laughed out loud when I saw these Socks (And so will everyone else). They really are quite SILLY. Fun, Green Zombie Socks that make your Feet look like Undead Rotting Appendages. Green Skin, Yellow Toes, and that Toe-Jam, oh man. With Non-Slip Soles, these Socks go up to your Mid-Calf. Super-Stretchy (for both Men and Women), Made of Cotton, Machine Washable, they make a Great Gift! Put them on and RUNNNNN!
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Zombie Sleep Mask
When you Sleep, you’re Dead to the World anyway, so why not Look the part? This Zombie Sleep Mask is just the thing you need to get your Eternal Beauty Rest. Wrapping around your Head with an Elastic Cord,…
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Zombie Head Neck Warmer
One of the coolest things about this neck warmer, gaiter, is the fact that it alternates as a headband, as well. It’s a great looking zombie neck warmer mask, that covers your nose and mouth, and not only keeps…
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Zombie Trophy
You WON by a limb… Or something like that. Because this trophy is perfect for the dead at heart. And zombies, of course. It’s a beautifully custom made zombie trophy, featuring a 2 column green trophy and a gold…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombie 2nd Skin Suit
What’s Bloody and Slides across your Flesh like a Second Skin? A Skin Suit, of course. A Zombie 2nd Skin Suit that’s Creepy, Frightening, and the Easiest Costume you’ll have yet. Featuring a Gnarly Undead, Splattered with Red Blood,…
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Car Window Zombie Grabber
Oh, come on. Let Grandpa outta the car. Sheesh! He’s been in there for 3 months, he’s rather Hungry I’d say. Looking for a little Fright for your Vehicle? Some Fun Gory Decal that’s Ideal for the Fogged up…
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Zombie Microwave Cling
LMAO! “Hey, is that a Meat Loaf in the Microwave?” HA! Freak them all out with this Crazy, Bloody Zombie Microwave Cling. Stick it on the Microwave and let the Screams begin! Looking like a Melted Zombie Head was…
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Walking Dead – Negan Action Figure
Oh God! That Negan, always Clowning around… Bobbing his Head back and forth, waving that Bat! Sheesh! Who does he think he is? Some Bad Man from The Walking Dead? HA! This is one Action Figure that will Certainly…
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