Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper, where you squirt green goo everywhere. Awesome! Squeeze acne refillable toy, made for kids 6 years & up. Squishy fun: squeeze and pinch each squishy zit to reveal colorful pus-like lotion. Non-toxic, easy to wash; POP!
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Don’t Open – Dead Inside Earrings
Brain Dead? Well, these are the Earrings for YOU! Creepy Font Reading Don’t Open on one Earring, and Dead Inside on the other. Taken from the Cryptic Writing of The Walking Dead, these Round Dangle Earrings are Perfect for…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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Eugene I Like to Watch T-Shirt
LMAO! Well that’s Creepy… It’s Awkward Eugene from The Walking Dead in the Famous Library Scene where he’s Watching Abraham and Rosita Get It On… And he gets Caught and says “I Like To Watch”…. EWWWWWWW! Too Funny! And…
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Clean Dirty Zombie Dishwasher Magnet
I love it… A Dishwasher Magnet that shows you when the dishes are clean or dirty! ZOMBIE STYLE! For the Clean Side says “Clean, ready to eat again”, and the Dirty Side reads “Dirty with Blood and Brains!” NICE!…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie-Opoly Board Game
Zombie-Opoly is a Monopoly Zombie Themed Property Trading Game that’s to Die for! Choose your Token, Shamble to RRrrrrr, and Roll the Dice. You get Sculpted Playing Tokens, Game Board, Questions, Property Deeds and Paper Money. Buy Boxes of…
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3 Piece Zombie Table Centerpiece
Set the Table with Lots of Brains, because a Horde of Zombies is coming… It’s the Ideal Centerpieces for your Next Halloween or Zombie Party. A 3-Piece Table Centerfold Featuring Black Silhouettes of Zombies, Tombstones, Dripping Blood and Severed…
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Zombie Stick Incense Burner
Do you Smell Brains? Nope, that’s Just Jasmine… Because this Incense is Burning Bright and Stabbed in a Zombie’s Head. Yeah! Featuring a Zombie Incense Burner with an Ugly Undead Soul. Crawling up out of the Grave, Hungry, Snarling,…
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