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Zombie Tree Face
HA! If a Zombie moans in the Forest and there’s no one there, doe it make a Sound? It’s Dead Wood… I LOVE IT! What a Cute way to Zombify your Outdoors than with a little Undead Tree! Put…
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Zombie Head Hacky Sack
You know you always wanted to Kick a Zombie in the Head… Smash those Brains in… Well, now you can with this Creepy Cool Hacky Sack. It’s has a Zombie Head Printed on the Sack and it’s Gruesome, Green,…
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Edible Zombie Fingers
SICK! Can you pass me another Phalange? This Fingernail’s stuck in my Tooth… YIKES! AND YUMMY! For it’s Zombie Fingers, looking Oh-So-Realistic… That’s actually Edible FOOD! Can you imagine? YES! They’re Perfect for your Next Party or Dig… Almonds,…
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Zombie Flesh Latex Feet
Gnarly! You got a bit of Toe Jam there! YIKES! With these Zombie Flesh Feet, you’ll give everyone a TREAT! Undead Zombie Latex Feet that will make you Look and Walk like the Dead… Fun Rotting Flesh, One Size…
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Zombie Warning Sign Necklaces
WARNING! ZOMBIESSSSS! These signs are just what your next zombie party needs. Fun, bright yellow warning signs with images of nuclear waste and zombies, of course. Made out of 2″ – 2 1/4″ plastic signs on 30″ satin black…
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Creepy Zombie Pilgrim Dolls
Oh… THIS is what started Thanksgiving… ZOMBIES! Zombie Pilgrims that are Creepy as hell… Frightening Dolls, dressed as Pilgrims, Perfect for your Thanksgiving Table. Just look at those Evil Eyes… It’ll make everyone give Thanks they’re still alive. Right?…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…













