Zombie Costume Brain Pack
Every Zombie needs this: Brains! Right? And with this Great Costume Accessory, you’ll look like a Zombie, for sure. It’s a Brain. a Brain Pack that features a Realistic looking Human Brain Prop made out of 100% Polyvinyl Chloride, that’s Spongy, Chewable, and comes with three Adhesive Wound Prosthetics, and one Tube of Stage Blood. Take a Bite. It’s MMM Delicious! “Rawrrrrr!”
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Zombies Hilarious Memes
Nice! A Book that’s right up my Alley… One Appropriately called “Zombies: Hilarious Memes, Jokes, Comics and More” Featuring an Enormous, Hilarious, Wacky and Downright Odd Collection of Zombie Jokes, Pictures, Cartoons, Artwork and Memes. This Book will Appeal…
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Zombie Repellent Bullet Necklace
“Incoming…” This Necklace, Pendant can really come in handy… During a Zombie Apocalypse! For this Necklace holds a REAL Bullet (Deactivated 308), with the hand engraving “ZOMBIE REPELLENT” and Green Virus Apothecary… Okay, okay, Green Enamel Ink, but don’t…
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Zombie Plant Growing Kit
Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun…
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Happy Thanksgiving Zombie Shirt
Nice. Real Nice… This is pretty much what I feel like after 2 enormous helpings… DEAD! And, like all my Relatives, we still Eat and Eat and Eat… Too bad it’s not Brains! For this Fun Thanksgiving T-Shirt is…
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Grow A Zombie
That’s exactly what I want… A Zombie that Grows 600%… Like a Zombie isn’t Bad enough by itself, let alone a BIG one! HA! Well, this Zombie does just that. IT GROWS Mucho Grande! Submerge in Water and Watch…
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Zombie Thing Crawling Hand
What a Nice Update… Thing, you know, the Hand from The Addams Family, well, now it’s a Crawling Hand, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring a Green Rubber (Skin-Like) Zombie Hand, Cut, Bloody, Sewn Up, Crawling across the Floor, looking for your…
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The Walking Deadlift Underwear Briefs
LMAO! Yeah, Okay. A Zombie into Fitness. How Adorable. Until someone Loses an Arm! And with these Fun Briefs, it’s so much more… They’re The Walking Dead… Er, Walking DeadLIFT Underwear Briefs that’s Perfect for the Walking Dead Fan….
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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