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Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…
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Puppy Zombie Autumn Sweatshirt
The Cold is a coming… Like Dead Cold Zombies! Have some Fun this Autumn and Adorn your Dog with a Rotting Corpse. It’s a Zombie Sweatshirt, Jacket, Pull-Over Vest, that will keep your Puppy Safe and Sound. Made of…
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Zombie Pea Brains Snack
Well… When the Zombies are Chasing you, you’re gonna need Energy. Food Energy. As in BRAINSSSSSSS! Fun Zombie Pea Brains (all that’s left after the Virus sets in) that’s also a Great Crunchy Snack. Pea Brain Snack Candy that’s…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombie Pacifier Clip
Every Soft Ball of Baby needs some Zombies… Right? And with this Cute Zombie Pacifier Clip (just the Clip, not the Pacifier), your Baby can Drift off to Sweet Dreams of the Apocalypse and Blood Sucking Hordes… So Strap…
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Chocolate Zombie Santa Candy
Nom Nom Nom I just ate Santa’s Brains! :) And so will YOU with this Lovely Gory Christmas Candy… It’s a Chocolate Zombie Santa that Features Green Santa Zombie and a Bloody Beard. Each 5.5″ Zombie Santa comes Boxed…
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Men’s Zombie Horde Boxer Briefs
Rawrrrr! If these underwear aren’t appropriate with the words “Good Luck”, then I don’t know what is. It’s a fun, colorful zombie horde print that makes these boxer briefs stand out in a crowd of undead. Made of a…
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Walking Dead Lounge Pants
You’ll Walk like the Dead in these Cool Lounge Pants. Featuring Zombies from the Walking Dead and Big, Bold White Logo Letters Reading “The Walking Dead” down the side, these Men’s Adult Lounge Pajama Pants are Comfortable, Classy, and…













