Zombie Hamlet DVD
“To Be, or not to Be: that is the Question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to Suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, Or to take Arms against a Sea of Troubles, And by Opposing end them? To Die: to Sleep…” And get Eaten by Zombies??? HA! This Zombie Hamlet DVD will make you look differently at Shakespeare’s Hamlet. Set in the American Civil War, it’s Zombie FUN! RUNNNNN!
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Llombie Llama Zombie Earbuds
Ain’t no Drama for the Llama… After all, your Music is already Killing your Brain, so why can’t your Earbuds be just as Undead? And with these New Earbuds, you can do just that! They’re a Perfectly Fitting Pair…
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Epic Zombies Strategy Board Game
Do you Collect Weapons, Kill Zombies, or Work Towards Completing Objectives? Completing 3 Objectives Wins you the Game, but the Zombies could Overrun the Mall and that would be the end of you! Just a Few Minutes to Set-up,…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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Daryl Dixon Fleece Throw Blanket
Soft, Warm, Furry… That’s Daryl Dixon Wrapped up in a nutshell… Or actually, Wrapped up around your Cold Dead Body, because Daryl has you Covered. Literally. With this Red Hot Fleece Throw Blanket, you can Snuggle up and Stay…
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Daryl Dixon Pillowcase
LMAO! That’s Daryl? Yes Yes it is. You can tell from all the Walker Blood. It’s a Fun, Colorful Custom Made Daryl Dixon Pillowcase (Cover, not the actual Pillow), that’s the Perfect Cuddly for Watching the Walking Dead. Measuring…
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Cleaver Thru Head Zombie Costume
Give everyone a Fright when they see you with a Cleaver through your Head. Especially when you’re UNDEAD! It’s a Great Costume, a Great Joke, Trick, Prank… A Zombie with a Cleaver through its Head… How Awesome! Ideally Sized…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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