“Corl! Stay in the House” “Where’s Carl?” “Corllllll!” Always walking off… But hey, it is The Walking Dead. So let Carl be Carl… You SEE? An Ideal Greeting Card for Valentine’s, it’s Carl, with the Bloody Missing Eyeball, reading…

I could see this happening… Zombies Walking around on the 4th of July, being Patriotic and Crap: American Brains! And now, you can have some Bloody Fun on Independence Day with this Hilarious T-Shirt. Coming in all sorts of…

What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…

Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying….

Makeup can do Magical Gory Things… but it doesn’t have to be a Mystery or a Mess. Applying a Basic, Natural look doesn’t Require a lot of Skill or Tools. You can do lots of the Blending with your…

LMAO! I don’t know whether to Laugh or to Cry… For this Pendant surely brings Tears to my Eyes! It’s a Zombie Head Necklace that’s Handmade (out of Polymer Clay), Hangs on a 26″ Black Suede Cord, and Features…

Zombies are all over your Face, Arms and Legs… RUNNNNN! Oh wait, those are just Temporary Tattoos, my bad. This Kit includes 30 Temporary Tattoos that you can Stick anywhere your Little Heart Desires. Zombify yourself with Style! Classic…

HA! I’d LOVE to have this Zombie Gnome Head hanging from my Rear View Mirror! What a RIOT! It’s a Car Ornament unlike any you’ve ever seen before. A Decapitated Bloody Gnome Head Dangling from a Rope. AWESOME! Look…