Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?
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Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…
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The Dead Will Rise Table Lamp
Don’t turn on the light… For when you do, you’ll come face to face with the Undead… Especially when you have this Beautifully made Zombie Table Lamp. A Fun Crazy Zombie Lamp with Glowing Eyes, Horrible Teeth and Splatters…
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Walking Dead Bluetooth Clock Radio
The Walking Dead Bluetooth Alarm Clock Radio allows you to Wake up to your Favorite Music. Charge your Phone or USB Supported Device. Listen to a Playlist on your Phone or Bluetooth Device. The Alarm Clock has two Alarms…
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Zombie Notes ACLS Certification Exam Prep.
This 2 Page Zombie Notes Study Chart includes the Most Important Information Healthcare Professionals must Memorize (Up all Night like a Zombie) to be Successful on the Certification Exam for Advanced Cardiac Life Support (ACLS). Healthcare Professionals who are…
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Dead Little Girl Latex Mask
Officially Licensed Walking Dead Costumes like this Dead Little Girl with the Ripped out Mouth let you Join the Ranks of the Zombified and Scare everyone to DEATH! 100% Latex, this Mask is Absolutely Frightening. With a Flesh Torn…
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Walking Dead Walker Enamel Pin
SICK! With The Walking Dead on Sundays, and Halloween coming, it’s the Perfect Time for a Walker Enamel Pin. A Fun Colorful Pin that’s Gnarly, Undead, and HUNGRY! Pin this Walker on your Jacket, Purse, Backpack, Skin… With Dark…
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Chained Kneeling Zombie Glass Table
SICK! Looking for a Nice Place to Lay your Brains… Look no further than this Incredibly Detailed and Horrific Coffee Table. Featuring a Kneeling Zombie, Chained, Bloody, Hungry, Holding up a Glass Top Table that’s just Magnificent and Delightful….
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My Easter Bunny is a Zombie
LMAO! Easter is coming… The Dead shall rise… And with this fun book, Zombie’s will rise too. It’s a book appropriately called “My Easter Bunny is a Zombie”, and the description reads: The Easter Bunny ate some evilly delicious…
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