Zombie Poop Candy
LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but hey, I’m not telling. Pass them around, and see who Passes out! You don’t need Brains, when you have a Sweet Tooth! :)
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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer…
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TWD Rick Grimes Head Sculpture
Oh Gosh… It’s Rick Grimes. Decapitated. I hope this isn’t a Foreshadowing of things to come. It’s a Hand-Carved, Head Sculpture of none other than Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead. Beautifully Detailed, looks just like him… With his…
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Zombie Pinata
HA!… Having a Zombie Party? Need a Head that you can Bust open? Well, grab this Cute, Handmade Zombie Pinata, and let the destruction begin. Funny Zombie with Frizzy Hair and a Popped out Eyeball, make this Green Fella…
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Don’t Open Baby One Piece Bodysuit
Okay, I literally LOL’d when I saw this… “Don’t Open, Poop Inside”. A Great Spoof from the “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Walking Dead Episode. It’s a Baby’s Onesie, a One-Piece Bodysuit that comes in Many Awesome Colors: Gray, Pink,…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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Zombie Legos
You know, if you have Legos, any kind of Legos, you’re gonna need some Lego Zombies. Really. Why not? Some Undead to Destroy all those Happy, Cheery, Smiling Faces… Fun Zombies, Lego Style. Featuring Bloody Shirts, Grey Heads, Evil…
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…
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