Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts; clawing, scratching, attacking. Better get the video camera… Because that’s some ideal YouTube content. A unique gift, made out of recycled game tile, with a bail that will fit your own chain. Get a cat, and get the undead out of your home today. :)
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Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
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Mens Zombie Shoes
LOL, this is SO TRUE! Every time you see a Zombie in a Zombie Movie, they’re always wearing shoes like these… WHO Wears these Shoes? Oh yeah, ZOMBIES! HA! These Cool, Classy, Stitched Shoes are Black, Gray, and Red…
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Walking Dead Women’s Ankle Socks
Cool Socks! If you’re a Walking Dead Fan, and Desire some Colorful Socks for your Stinking Rotten Feet, then grab a Trio Set of these. Dead Inside, Love Daryl, and Fight the Dead, Fear the Living, these Nifty Ankle…
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Zombie Eye Ear Plugs
SICK!!! I SEE what you did there… Collected Eyes from Glenn and The Governor… HA! But no, these are Zombie Eyes… Gross, Bloody, Round and Gory, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Fun Undead Plugs that are Handmade, Plastic, Polymer…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wasteland Tool
SICK! SICK! SICK! This is probably the most bad-ass tool I have ever seen handmade for a zombie apocalypse. WOW! Just looking at it gives me chills, and hopefully brains and guts and blood. HA! It’s custom designed on…
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Cockneys Vs Zombies Blu-Ray
When some Old-Timers are at Risk of losing their Home to Developers, a group of young, inept Criminals decide to take matters into their own hands. The only thing standing in their way? A Zombie Outbreak in London! Now,…
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Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…
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Walkers 2018 Wall Calendar
So… You didn’t get a 2018 Wall Calendar for Christmas? Well who gives a Sh*t… Because this is Negan’s World and the Zombies are our friends. Right? Especially when it comes to this AMC Walking Dead “Walkers” Calendar, Ideal…
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