Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts; clawing, scratching, attacking. Better get the video camera… Because that’s some ideal YouTube content. A unique gift, made out of recycled game tile, with a bail that will fit your own chain. Get a cat, and get the undead out of your home today. :)
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Dead Inside Doormat
Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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Zombie Vinyl Dog Toys
I LOVE it when my Dog plays with Dead Things… Raccoons, Chickens, Pigs, Cats, DOGS… HA! And these Fun Bloody Vinyl Toys are PERFECT for my Pooch! Vinyl Toys with Squeakers, Original and Creative Designs, Cool, Creepy-Looking Characters, one…
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The Walking Dead Negan Driver’s License
I can just picture this… Walking down the Blood Soaked Streets in the Zombie Apocalypse, and you Stumble upon this Crazy Post-War Artifact… A Driver’s License: Negan’s, from The Walking Dead. After all, he won’t need it anymore (especially…
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Rick Grimes Bloody Earrings
The Walking Dead has started up again… Ricks last Season (and probably the Entire Shows)… So Celebrate his Death with Severed Bloody Heads. Rick’s Head. Heads. Fun Earrings that Resemble Rick Grimes, Beaten and Bloody, of course. Plastic Earrings,…
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Zombie Butts Green Apple Fruit Jelly Disks
Surprise your little Zombie lover with the most flavorsome and silly gift ever. Zombie Guts Gummy Body Parts Candy are guaranteed to make anyone’s day. This ironic gift of gummy brains, eyeballs, fingers, feet and bones candy is guaranteed…
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Zombies Run Canvas Tote Back Pack
What a Fun Back Pack, certainly one you’ll grab as you Dodge the Deadly Zombie Horde. For it’s a Canvas Bag, a Tote to hold many Zombie Apocalypse things: Twinkies, Hatchets, Flashlights, Chocolate Pudding… A Beautiful Back Pack with…
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