Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts; clawing, scratching, attacking. Better get the video camera… Because that’s some ideal YouTube content. A unique gift, made out of recycled game tile, with a bail that will fit your own chain. Get a cat, and get the undead out of your home today. :)
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Joy Riders Zombie Window Cling
LMAO! This Cracks me up… Taking the Zombie to the Grocery Store. HA! Taking him to the Laundromat, the Ice Cream Shop, the Candy Store… How about the Slaughterhouse? Poor Fool… Bloody, some Drool… A Vehicle Window Cling Decal…
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Walking Dead Negan Lucille Poster
Incredible likeness… It’s a Poster Print of Negan from the Walking Dead. Negan and his Trusty Bat; Lucille (Can’t wait to see what happens tonight)… Featured in All Lovely Shades of Black, and Generous Amounts of RED, you’ll just…
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Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect…
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Zombie Cat Running Shoes
“MEOW MEOW MEOW RAWRRRRR!” It’s a Cat, a Zombie Cat, “RUNNNNNNN!” And with these Hilarious Tennis Shoes, you can do just that. Fun Boy’s Zombie Shoes Featuring a White Zombie Cat Crawling out of the Grave… Lightweight, Elastic, Suitable…
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Headshot Zombie Enamel Pin
Oh Sweet! There’s nothing better than a Zombie Headshot! BAM!!! Right through the Brains. And for any Zombie Fan or Walking Dead Fanatic, this Brooch is the Perfect Pin for you. A Fun Enamel Pin Featuring a Rotting Green…
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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts
MMM, Smell that? It’s a Zombie, Cooking, Melting, Skin Sliding off its Face, the Limbs Dropping Down, Legs Buckling… With the Fresh Scent of Musty Basement! Or Scream Brulee… or Poisoned Pipe. Because it’s actually Wax Melts, that will…
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Zombie Alert
LOL! I NEED THIS… It’s a Zombie Alert Button that “Alerts” Everyone that the Zombie Apocalypse has begun… The Hilarious Phrases Include: “Zombie Alert! Zombie Alert!”, “Zombie Detected in Premises!”, “Attention: Zombies Ahead!”, “Warning! You have been Exposed to…
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Walking Dead Wine Bottle Holder
Oh there’s nothing I’d rather do in the Zombie Apocalypse than get Drunk and Run, right? Can you imagine how Funny that would be? Well this year, you can with this Very Cool and Creepy Zombie Wine Bottle Holder….
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