Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is Popping right from the Crotch. Yeah Buddy! 100% Polyester Fibers, available in Sizes M-XXL. The Dead will make you Stand out this Summer! Just Slap them on and Dive right in…
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Crazy Zombie Carpet
SWEET! When the Zombies come, this Rug will Soak up all the Blood. Right? It’s a Crazy Zombie Carpet that’s Crazy for sure. Featuring an Area Rug measuring 31 x 20 inches and Adorned with the Most Fun Undead…
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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny
Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…
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TWD Rick Grimes Head Sculpture
Oh Gosh… It’s Rick Grimes. Decapitated. I hope this isn’t a Foreshadowing of things to come. It’s a Hand-Carved, Head Sculpture of none other than Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead. Beautifully Detailed, looks just like him… With his…
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Zombiesaurus Coffee Mug
RAWRRRRRRRRRRR! That’s me in the morning without coffee. And now, I can have my coffee and roar too. For this very cool and colorful coffee mug is not only equipped with a dinosaur, t-rex, but a zombie-saurus… A bloody,…
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Severed Fingers
Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…
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Piggyback Zombie Costume
LMFAO! This Costume Cracks me up… A Zombie Costume that will take Halloween to the Next Level. Featuring a Piggyback Costume, where you Ride on the Zombie’s Shoulders… The Undead, Carrying you to your next Trick or Treat… Hilarious…
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Zombie Gingerbread Cookie Cutter
Oh the Smell of Gingerbread Man Cookies at Christmas… Surely the Scent will Bring the Undead. No Doubt. For they’re Zombie Gingerbread Man Cookies that are Walking Dead Fun. With a Festive Evil Face and Ragged Bones and Body,…
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Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think…
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