Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath Spray (so know one will know you’ve been eating Brains). A Cool Minty Taste that will Repel the Undead and Fortify your Breath. Smell that? It’s YOU! So get the Cure TODAY!
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Easy Zombie Coloring Book
This Zombie Coloring Book for Kids (and Adults), and it’s the Perfect Way to Relieve Stress and Aid Relaxation while Enjoying Beautiful and Highly Detailed Images of Undead Walkers and Brain Stalkers. Printed Single Sided on Bright White Paper,…
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Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…
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Zombie Remains Finger Ear Key Chains
YIKES! There’s a Zombie in your Pocket… Bloody Zombie Parts, Remains, an Ear, a Finger… How Lovely. Fun Zombie Bits and Pieces that are actually Cute Key Chains. Keep your Keys handy (in case of a Zombie Apocalypse) with…
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Xshot Zombie Dual Dart and Disc Blaster
“PEW PEW PEW!” That’s Me, Killing Zombies… It ain’t just for Kids! :) Featuring a Fun Zombie Blaster that Shoots Both Darts and Discs up to 55 Feet… Wow, that’s Far! You can take out an Entire Horde (of…
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Chia Zombie
This Chia Pet Zombie Collection is Ghoulish, Scary and Frighteningly FUN! Makes a great gift for Anyone or any ZOMBIE! Comes with a Convenient Plastic Drip Tray and Chia Seed Packets for 3 Plantings! Planting and Care Instructions are…
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Zombie Hands Earrings
Lovely. Such Fine Little Trophies… Zombie Hands. From Miniature Zombies. Sliced off at the Wrists. Wrapped in Black Hemp Cord and Suspended from Dangling Chains from your Lobes. How Quaint. It’s Handmade Undead Hands, Creepy, Twisted, Gory, Bloody, created…
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Dead Panic Board Game
Put your Zombie Apocalypse Team to the Test with this Cooperative Fun Board Game. Choose a Character and make your Stand in a Remote Cabin in the Center of the Board, against Waves of Undead that close in from…
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Zombie Lincoln Bank
Oh Abe… You always have that Scowl upon your Face… Must be because you’re Full of Coins! Creepy Zombie Abraham Lincoln will Eat anything that gets close… So Beware! Made of Resin, this Cool Coin Bank looks like the…
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