Zombie Santa Christmas Sweater
You’ll look really Ugly with this Christmas Sweater… Because it’s Zombie Santa and its Sack is full of Brains, Legs, Hands and Guts. Festive and Fun, this Colorful Zombie is Wearing a Santa Suit and Candy Canes are Flying… Sure to get a Laugh or Two. Made out of 100% Cotton, this Ugly Sweater is Unisex and Completely Knit. Comes in Sizes SM-XXL. So Buy Dead Clause TODAY! :)
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If I Were A Zombie T-Shirt
Awww… Now that’s true love! A hilarious T-Shirt with a Big Red Dripping Heart that reads: “If I Were A Zombie, I’d Eat You The Most!” HA! I love it… I’d love it more if you’d die though… :)…
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Zombie Pillow Pet Guy
Come here. Lay your Head Down. Let the Zombie Whisper Sweet Nothings in your Ear… “CHOMP!!!!” HA! Nothing but a Little Zombie Pillow for some Zombie FUN! Green Zombie with a Dress Shirt, Tie, and a BLOODY ATTIRE! Colorful,…
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Zombie Hand Sewn Brooch
This is Unique and Colorful! It’s a Zombie Brooch unlike any you’ve ever seen before. A Hand-Sewn Brooch, made of Beautiful Fabrics of a Fabulous Zombie Head. DERP! I just Love it. 2.3″ x 2.7″, made of Different Materials,…
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Zombie Duvet Cover Pillow Set
Close your Eyes little Pretty, the Zombies are coming… “RAWRRRRRR!” It’s an Undead Night with this Creepy, Cool Walking Dead Zombie Bedding Set, Featuring a King Sized (also available in Queen and Twin) Duvet Cover with Zombie Silhouettes, and…
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Zombie Turkey Rubber Stamp
LOL Aren’t all Turkey’s Zombies? Dead to the World? Nothing but Dinner, Stuffing, Legs and Thighs? I think so… But now, EVERYTHING can be Zombie Turkeys, for this Fun Rubber Stamp is Dead Turkey Heaven. Handmade Graphics featuring a…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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Zombie Gory Guts T-Shirt
YUM! It’s LUNCH! Oh wait… It’s just a T-Shirt… But still, it certainly makes my mouth drool, for it’s a Zombie Guts T-Shirt that’s Bloody, Gory, and FUN! Just picture this Freaky T-Shirt with your own Scary Face, okay……
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