Zombie Santa Christmas Sweater
You’ll look really Ugly with this Christmas Sweater… Because it’s Zombie Santa and its Sack is full of Brains, Legs, Hands and Guts. Festive and Fun, this Colorful Zombie is Wearing a Santa Suit and Candy Canes are Flying… Sure to get a Laugh or Two. Made out of 100% Cotton, this Ugly Sweater is Unisex and Completely Knit. Comes in Sizes SM-XXL. So Buy Dead Clause TODAY! :)
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Zombie Skin Trinket Box
Totally Awesome! WOW! It’s a Trinket Box, Jewelry Box, Brain Box… Whatever you want to call it, a BOX that’s made out of Zombie Skin! YIKES! Well… Okay, not REAL Skin, but Hell, it sure looks like it. Cool…
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Zombie Underwear
Want to Scare your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) really Bad? Then slide on a Pair of these Zombie Underwear and let the FUN Begin! These Underwear feature a Close up of a Black and White Zombie with Red Eyes and…
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Here Zombie Mens Briefs
Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…
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Creepshow Fathers Day Action Figure
Stephen King’s “Creepshow” is a Classic! It still gives me chills just thinking about that crate under the stairs… But the most iconic line from the whole show “WHERE’S MY CAKE!” (Watch the Video HERE). A Frightening Zombie that…
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Walking Dead Jesus Action Figure
Jesus… More Walkers!!! It’s a Never-Ending Horde with The Walking Dead Universe. So BOB on over to Amazon and get yourself some Bloody Fun. It’s a Funko POP Television: The Walking Dead – Jesus Action Figure, and it’s Classy,…
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Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…
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Zombie Hood With Zipper Mouth
Well this Solves the Whole Zombie Apocalypse! Right? A Leather Zombie Hood that you Slide over the Zombie’s Head… Keeps them from Biting and Chewing on you. How Awesome and Clever! And CREEPY! A Black Leather Hood with Eye…
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Zombie Decor Shower Curtain
YIKES! This Shower Curtain would Terrify anyone… Imagine walking into your Bathroom and seeing a Hideous Zombie Peeking out with a Bloody Finger to its Mouth “SHHHHHHHHHHH!” The Detail, the Eyes, the Brains… It’s a Shower Curtain that will…
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