Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!
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Zombie Virus Skull Cap
Beautiful! Wanna Lick my Scabs? Yeah… This Skull Cap is Rank… And I love it! Apply this Creepy Cap to your Head, add some Fake Blood, and you have the PERFECT Zombie Costume. Hairless, Adorned with Wounds, Bloody Scalp,…
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Zombie Bottle and Stopper
What a Beautiful Prop… But then again, any Zombie Head is a Wonderful Trophy, right? It’s an Undead Head, Popping up out of a Bottle. A Wonderful COMBO Package; you get the Stopper AND the Bottle as well. All…
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Zombie Pea Brains Snack
Well… When the Zombies are Chasing you, you’re gonna need Energy. Food Energy. As in BRAINSSSSSSS! Fun Zombie Pea Brains (all that’s left after the Virus sets in) that’s also a Great Crunchy Snack. Pea Brain Snack Candy that’s…
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101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
“Why did the chicken go to KFC?” “He wanted to see a chicken strip!” HA… And if you think that’s funny, you’ll LOVE this Blu-ray titled: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. It’s a Wild Adventure when Displaced Native…
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Zombicide Zombie Core Paint Set
This Package is everything you need to start your own Zombie Apocalypse. Paint all of your Friends to look like Zombies and then Quarantine them behind the Caution Tape provided. Enter at your own Risk! Package includes: 10 Paints…
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Zombie Hunter Kit
You’ll be Fully Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse with this Cool Zombie Hunter Kit! This Kit includes Axe, Machete, Bullets, Dog Tags and a Belt to hold Everything! Made out of Polypropylene, PVC, Polyurethane, and Plastic, this Kit is…
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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny
Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…
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