Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!
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Daryl Dixon Life Size Cardboard Standup
Stand Up and be Somebody… That’s what my Dad always told me. Even if it’s During a Zombie Apocalypse and all you have is a Crossbow. Like Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, Now Life-Sized, Dripping with Sweat from…
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Daryl Dixon Tree Ornament
Real Nice! It’s the Walking Dead’s Daryl Dixon Christmas Tree Ornament and it’ll look Awesome on your Tree this Season. With his Iconic Black Vest, Ruffled Hair and Crossbow, this Ornament is Official Licensed AMC Merchandise and 4 1/2″…
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Zombie Eat Flesh T-Shirt
Hungry for Something Different? How about a Twist to the ole Subway Logo… This Zombie T-Shirt reads: Zombie Eat Flesh, and boy is it BLOODY! You can purchase this Cool T-Shirt in Kelly Green, or Black, and it comes…
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Zombie Plant Pals
Turn those Ferns into a Graveyard of Zombies with these Very Cool and Fun “Zombie Plant Pals”. Featuring Neon Yellow, Translucent Undead Hands, Rising up from the Dirt… A Little Dead Friend for your Plant… Made out of Laser…
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Bloody Fedora Zombie Hat
There’s nothing worse, than being a zombie, being hungry, and neglecting your own brains. Right? Well… With this Cool, Creepy, Zombie Hat… Your Brains are Bloody, visible, and ready to spill. For it’s a Zombie Fedora Hat, and the…
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Zombie Biden Car Magnet
LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get…
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Zombie Plants
Lovely… Homegrown Zombies! Just no Touching… They BITE! For these Plants are Zombie Plants and they make Awesome Creepy Halloween Props. Alive, Dead, it doesn’t matter, because these Plants are Green, Handmade Zombie Fingers that will give everyone the…
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Hatchet Head Zombie Mug
Well… Looks like this Zombie is Toast! Toasted Amaretto Flavored Coffee that is! HA! It’s a Coffee Mug that looks just like a Zombie with a Hatchet in it’s Head! Poor thing! One BULGING Bloody Eye, a Huge Mouth…
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