Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations of our Army’s Working Zombies. ‘HEEL’ ‘STAY’, Obstacle Courses, Searching, Attacking, and even Undercover. TOO COOL!
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Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…
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Zombie Area Rug Carpet
A W E S O M E !!! It’s 7 x 5 Feet of Pure Zombie Fun. Featuring an Area Rug, 7′ by 5′, adorned with Double Doors, Zombie Hands, and two Cryptic Signs: Do Not Block Doorway, and…
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Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or…
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The Walking Dead Vans Shoes
These Van Shoes are AWESOME, Bloody, and UNDEAD. For they’re Custom Converse Vans Shoes, Hand Painted (Protected from Water and Oil) and Inspired by The Walking Dead. Featuring Zombie Hands, a Graveyard, a Psycho with a Chainsaw, and Plenty…
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Zombie Lincoln Bank
Oh Abe… You always have that Scowl upon your Face… Must be because you’re Full of Coins! Creepy Zombie Abraham Lincoln will Eat anything that gets close… So Beware! Made of Resin, this Cool Coin Bank looks like the…
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Sour Patch Kids Zombies
Eat em Up, Eat em Up… It’s Sour Patch Kids like you’ve never seen them before… DEAD and SOUR! Fun Loving Sour Patch, Halloween Style. Featuring some Gummy Fun with a 3.5oz. box of Sweet and Sour Candy. First…
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Zombie Tales Pillowcase
LMAO! What a FUN Gift for the Zombie Lover… It’s a Zombie Single Pillowcase Featuring Funny Zombies Sitting around a Campfire Telling Stories and Roasting Brains! HA! This Standard Pillowcase is 20″ x 30″ and made out of 220…
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Zombie Rabbit Overhead Mask
HA! This Bunny won’t be Hopping for Easter… NOPE! It’ll be Dragging. For this Bunny is Dead. err, Undead. A Funny Bunny Mask that Slips over your Rotting Head. And it’s a Ghastly sight to see… Especially with RED…
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