Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of Valuable Zombie Advice. Like: Ragha ragghh brrrrr. Grrrrrrr. Eeeeee ha, ha. Grrrrah, raaaahrg, grah. Grraaaah. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Great Advice. Don’t be caught Undead without it!
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Zombie Butcher Shop Apron
“NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and…
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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Zombie Dawg Grillz Dog Ball
“Ruffawrrrrr!” It’s the Funniest Dog Toy your Dog will ever Consume… Except for Zombies, of course. Because this Dog Ball is a Zombie Dog Toy featuring Zombie Teeth, er, Zombie “GRILLZ”, that turn your Doggie into a Snarling Zombie…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Halloween Candy Jar
Halloween is coming… It’s coming to Scare you Barbara! (Or at least give you Treats). Just like this Fun, Colorful, Zombie Candy Jar. It’s Frightfully Good. Featuring a Handmade Zombie, Green, Bug Eyed, Adorable… That’s Small, Charming, and Perfect…
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Creepy Zombie Pilgrim Dolls
Oh… THIS is what started Thanksgiving… ZOMBIES! Zombie Pilgrims that are Creepy as hell… Frightening Dolls, dressed as Pilgrims, Perfect for your Thanksgiving Table. Just look at those Evil Eyes… It’ll make everyone give Thanks they’re still alive. Right?…
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Motorcycle Zombie License Plate Nuts
Make your Motorcycle even more Kick-Ass with these Beautifully made Zombie Skull Lug-Nuts. Perfectly cast for your License Plate, these Screws and Bolts feature Frightful Zombie Skulls with Pitch Black Eyes: Sinister, Fun, and Unique. Plus, they Reduce the…
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Zombie Sleeve Arm Warmer
Ain’t nothing better on your Arm than a Zombie… Or should I say ZOMBIES! For it’s an Arm Sleeve that Features Zombies, Brains, and Rainbows. What’s not to LOVE? A Fun Sleeve that keeps your Palm, Wrist and Arm…
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