Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things that Zombies Hate (Astronauts, Rain, Bagpipes, Re-Gifting, and More), you’ll Love and LAUGH at this Fun Book! Enjoy!
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Zombie Poop Candy
LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…
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Walking Dead Michonne Sling Bag
AWESOME! It’s such a Cool, Cool Sling Bag, for it’s The Walking Dead, Michonne Katana Sling Bag that’s a MUST-HAVE for Walking Dead Fans. Made out of Canvas, you can Accessorize like one of the Baddest Zombie Killers of…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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The Golfing Dead Card Game
Zombies make everything more exciting, even golf! Play this epic game with small groups of 2 to 6 players. Enjoy competitive fun and lots of laughs as you survive the dead and compete for the lowest score! You may…
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Zombie Contact Lenses
AWESOME! KILLER! Freaky Zombie Eyes! WOW! Put these Zombie Contact Lenses in your Eyes and Frighten Everyone! One look at these ZOMBIE Blood Splattered Eyeballs and the entire Room will Clear out! Talk about Crazy Cool Stuff. These Contact…
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Zombie Hands Cocktail Stirs
Nothing like stirring your Bloody Mary with a Zombie Hand, right? HA! Well, now you can, because these Fun Stirrers are Black Zombie Hands that will make any Drink Desireable. Made out of Acrylic, these Stirs are Perfect for…
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You Might Be A Zombie Book
You Might Be a Zombie consists of some of the Best, Wittiest, and most well Written pieces from Cracked.com and combines them in something that People before the Internet used to Refer to as a “BOOK!” While the idea…
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Death Zombie Bloody Horror Mask
What the Heck? This Mask is Definitely a HORROR FILM indeed… Talk about Scary. It’s a Zombie Clown, Freak, Bloody Mess, FRIGHTMARE, that’s Latex, White, Red, and Something Totally DEAD. But hey, at least it’s Environmental and Non-Toxic. Comfortable…
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