Smokin Dead Zombie Ashtray
This Gruesome Ashtray is the Perfect item for any Zombie Collection. This Two Piece Ashtray looks Complete, but Remove the Top of the Skull and Voila! An Ashtray! Great Zombie Decor, Gnarly Open Mouth and Teeth, and a Empty Shell of a Brain for your Butts and Ashes. SWEET! Told ya Smoking would Kill ya! HA! Just like The Walking Dead, this Ashtray will leave your Lungs in Ruins! :)
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Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…
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Zombie Hands Cocktail Stirs
Nothing like stirring your Bloody Mary with a Zombie Hand, right? HA! Well, now you can, because these Fun Stirrers are Black Zombie Hands that will make any Drink Desireable. Made out of Acrylic, these Stirs are Perfect for…
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The Ewoking Dead Zombie Star Wars T-Shirt
Wait, wat? It’s #StarWarsDay, #MayTheFourth (#MayThe4thBeWithYou), and I’m Featuring it on a Zombie Website? YES YES YES I WILL! For this Great T-Shirt is the Biggest Crossover Yet… The Walking Dead (AMC’s Hit Show) and Star Wars (Appropriately called…
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Zombie Hood With Zipper Mouth
Well this Solves the Whole Zombie Apocalypse! Right? A Leather Zombie Hood that you Slide over the Zombie’s Head… Keeps them from Biting and Chewing on you. How Awesome and Clever! And CREEPY! A Black Leather Hood with Eye…
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Zombie Unicorns Rainbows Glitter Guts
LMAO! Looking for an Adult Coloring Book? Something Bizarre? How about Fun Zombie Unicorns. Stunningly Detailed, Zombified, of course, with Rainbows, Glitter and Guts! This 43 Full-Page Coloring Book has Unique and Unusual Drawings in Peculiar Scenes and Settings….
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Beware Zombies Mouth Face Mask
Freak people out at Airports with this Creepy Face Mask… It’s a Mask that covers your Nose and Mouth and makes quite a statement. A Fun Face Mask that’s White with Red Blood Splatters and Reads “BEWARE ZOMBIES”. 100%…
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Zombie Outbreak Bikini Swimsuit
Nice…. If you’re gonna be eaten by Zombies, you may as well go out in Style. Especially if you’re on the Beach wearing this Sporty Bikini. It’s a Zombie Outbreak Swimsuit that’s a Two-Piece Eye-Catcher. Made from 83% Nylon…
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