Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Daryl Angel Wings Necklace
This is a Cool Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Angel Wings Necklace (Fashioned after the Wings on Daryl’s Vest) that comes on a 16.5″ Black Cord with a Lobster Claw Clasp. It’s BAD ASS! Measuring 1 1/2″ High x 1…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Device Stand
HA! This is a 4.5″ Tall, Universal Digital Device Stand that’s ZOMBI-FIED! It’s a Blue Hilarious Comical Zombie that is Bendable and will Hold all your Electronic Devices like iPhones, Music Players, BlackBerry, Droid, Nokia, Galaxy, and more. You…
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Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration
Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy…
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Premium Zombie Makeup Kit
Get your Face Ready for the Fright… It’s Zombie Makeup that will Turn YOU into the Living Dead. A Premium Zombie Character Kit from Mehron (the Leaders in the Makeup Effects World). And Everything you Need to Create a…
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Kill Zombie!
A Russian Space Station crashes in Amsterdam, releasing a Deadly Virus that turns Citizens into Flesh-Craving Psychopaths. Strangers emerge from Jail, oblivious to the Mayhem until they team up with a Police Officer, and the unlikely Band of Heroes…
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Happy Thanksgiving Zombie Shirt
Nice. Real Nice… This is pretty much what I feel like after 2 enormous helpings… DEAD! And, like all my Relatives, we still Eat and Eat and Eat… Too bad it’s not Brains! For this Fun Thanksgiving T-Shirt is…
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