Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Zombie Attack Fleece Scarf
Talk about FUN! It’s a Scarf that looks like you just went through a Zombie Horde! With Exposed Brains and Fluorescent Green Claw Marks this Scarf is Made out of Fleece and Fits Perfectly over your Head and Drapes…
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Zombucks Walker Liberty Coin
Talk about AWESOME! This Liberty Coin is a MUST HAVE for any Zombie Fan! It’s a Zombucks Walker 2007 Liberty Coin that’s a WALKING ZOMBIE! SWEET! 2017 Dated, 1 Troy Ounce, .999 Fine Z50, Zombie Walking Liberty Round Coin….
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Zombie Rising From The Grave Lamp
Yikes, don’t Touch that Desk Lamp… For it’s a Frightening Zombie that’s IDEAL for any Zombie Loving Fan. A Creepy, Crawly Zombie that’s rising up out of the Grave, reaching for your Flesh, Bones and Brains. Fun Lamp that’s…
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Zombie Hands Cupcake Toppers
Having a Zombie Themed Party? Then you need this Set of 12 Undead Zombie Apocalypse Cupcake Toppers for your Awesome Horror Treats. Black Silhouette Acrylic Zombie Hands Reaching up from the Cupcakes will Delight all Hungry Monsters… Measuring approx…
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Green Zombie Bobblehead
“Do you want some Brains?” (The Bobblehead Nods Yes) “Do you want a Tic Tac?” (The Bobblehead Bites my Arm…) Well, that Escalated Quickly! But with this Fun Green Undead Foe, everything’s a Nod, a Bounce, or Twist, for…
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DIY Printable Zombie Cutout
LOL… This looks Hilarious! It’s a Do-It-Yourself Zombie Cutout that’s so much FUN, you’ll SCREAM! A Downloadable, Printable, Zombie Cutout that allows you to Print, Cut, and Piece together your own Undead Zombie (using Bloody Arms, Legs, and Body…
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Zombie Hunting Permit Necklace
LOL Like I need a Permit License to Kill Zombies! HA! Okay, maybe I do. And this Zombie Hunting Permit License Military Dog Tag Necklace is just the thing I need to Shoot, Stab, Chop and Pitchfork Zombies in…
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Bloody Brain Stocking Cap
LMAO! Look like you’ve been Zombie Bait with this Funny Ass Stocking Cap. It’s a Black Cap with the Roof Ripped off Exposing your Bloody Brains! How COOL! Freak all your Friends out and adorn that Bloody Zombie Costume…
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