Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Creepshow Fathers Day Action Figure
Stephen King’s “Creepshow” is a Classic! It still gives me chills just thinking about that crate under the stairs… But the most iconic line from the whole show “WHERE’S MY CAKE!” (Watch the Video HERE). A Frightening Zombie that…
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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Walking Dead Pinball Machine
OMG! I’ve Died and Gone to Zombieland… It’s a Pinball Machine that’s Walking Dead! WOW! Inspired by the Hugely Popular AMC Show, this Pinball Machine brings the Hit Series to Life! This Game Features everything Die-Hard Fans would want…
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Stretchy Nylon Zombie Mask
Okay, this Zombie Face Mask is Scary! It’s made out of Nylon and you Stretch it over your Head to Create one Crazy Creepy Effect! Truly Terrifying, this Lifelike Zombie Mask is the Answer to a Quick Zombie Costume…
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Zombie Press On Nails
Whoa! These are sick… Imagine raking your nails across your brains… LOVELY! They’re zombie press-on nails, that will transform your fingers, into the undead. Horrifying nails that looks just a zombie would; dark, ragged, bloody, rotting, decayed, and FUN!…
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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Zombie Hand & Arm Gloves
Love these… For the problem with zombies, you only get a hand, a leg, a limb, a brain… It’s always body parts, here, there, everywhere… It makes costumes rather difficult and distracting. Which is why this hand glove is…
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Feed The Zombies Coaster Set
Need a Bloody Mary? Or Two! :) Let every Hour be Zombie Hour with this 4-Piece Zombie Coaster Set. These 4″ Coasters feature the Red Warning Sign Reading “Please Do Not Feed The Zombies”! It’s Fun, Festive, and it…
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