Dong of the Dead

April 4, 2015

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

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  • Zombie Finger Biter

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  • Zombie Cookie Warmer Mug

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  • Zombie Hands Bordello T-Shirt

    Nice Rack… I love how the Green draws your eyes right to it… For this Women’s T-Shirt is a Zombie Shirt unlike any other million Zombie Shirts… This is Zombie Hands cupping the Watermelons in a Hilarious Bordello Pose!…

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  • Severed Zombie Finger Pin

    With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie…

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  • Zombie Frapp Enamel Pin

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  • Custom Zombie Outbreak ID Badge

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  • The Walking Dead Cookbook

    LOL As seen on The Talking Dead, it’s The Walking Dead Cookbook. The Official Cookbook and Survival Guide to all things Walking Dead. Featuring Carol Peletier’s Cookies, Hershel’s Spaghetti Recipe, Carl’s Pudding and more. A Great Gift for any…

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