Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Zombie Severed Hand Prop
Oh NO, it’s a Biological Hazard Hand… A Severed Zombie Hand with Biohazard Green Goo Running down the Wrist… RUNNNNN! This Great Zombie Prop looks like a Zombie Hand… But where’s the BODY? Made out of Hollow Plastic, this…
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Zombie Baby Decor
LOL This Baby is UGLLLLY! But then again, I’ve seen worse in the Mall. :) This Zombie Baby is 16 Inches Tall, made out of Latex, and looks like a Sitting Baby with Possessed Eyes, Fang Looking Teeth and…
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Zombie Family Car Stickers
This looks like my Family, and we’re not even Zombies… YET! Cute Car Stickers, Decals, featuring a Wonderful Zombie Family, with Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, and a little Doggie too! (The Dog’s Adorable, but hey, he BITES!) Stick them…
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Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of…
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Daryl Dixon Infant Romper
Ha, this Little Infant Romper cracks me up. Talk about Ho Ho Hilarious, it’s a Onesie that Reads “Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Daryl Dixon”, that’s Perfect for any Walking Dead Fan in Training. With Festive Red and…
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Zombie Hand Napkin Holder
Um, you got a little Brain on your Chin… Might want to Wipe that off… :) Well, now you can with this Fun and SCARY Napkin Holder! It’s a Zombie Hand that Holds your Napkins, making them Easy to…
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Melting Zombie Putty
Use your Imagination to Shape and Mold this Purple Zombie Character (you can get the Green Zombie Here). Be Creative and Bring it to Life with the included Eyes, Arms, Ears, Mouth, Feet, and Innards! Then Watch as it…
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Zombie Kite
Look, up in the Sky, it’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s Super Walker!!! An Undead Kite with an Undead Creature. Fun, Colorful Green, Blue, Red Entrails Zombie Kite that takes the Horde to the Sky and the Clouds……
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