Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…
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Something to Tide You Over Zombies
Beautiful, just how I imagined… It’s Zombies. Coming back from a Watery Grave in Stephen King’s “Something to Tide you over” Story, straight from the Movie “Creepshow”. Handmade, Inspired from the Tale, you get a Set of Two Undead,…
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Kill Zombie or be Eaten Beanie
It’s Red for a Reason… to Hide the Blood! Especially in a Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll Reach for this Cap everytime the Wind gets Blustery and Roars! It’s a Slouchy Beanie Style Hat that comes in a Variety of Great…
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Zombie Monster Finger Puppets
Get yer Fingers Ready… It’s a Zombie Attack! A Cute Toy Set of Fun Finger Puppets… Made of High Quality and Soft Material, suitable for Kids’ Tender Skin… These Finger Puppets can be used for Story Telling, House Play,…
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Glass Zombie Bead
HA HA HA! That’s what my Girlfriend’s always wanted on her Charm Bracelet… A ZOMBIE! HA! And this Zombie is just too Funny and Cool! It’s a Handmade Zombie that’s created out of Ivory Glass, and then Hand Painted…
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Zombie Plant Pals
Turn those Ferns into a Graveyard of Zombies with these Very Cool and Fun “Zombie Plant Pals”. Featuring Neon Yellow, Translucent Undead Hands, Rising up from the Dirt… A Little Dead Friend for your Plant… Made out of Laser…
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Oven Mitt
Yes, this sums up Christmas… An Ugly Christmas Sweater Oven Mitt that’s covered with Animated Zombies. What Fun. Featuring a Polyester Glove that’s Perfect for Pulling Baked Brains out of the Oven, this Mitt is High Quality with Detailed…
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Zombies of Mass Destruction Blu-ray
LMAO! Zombie Comedy anyone? There’s nothing that I love better than a Fun Zombie Movie, and this “Zombies of Mass Destruction” on Blue-Ray. Delivers! When a Blind Resident of Port Gamble, Discovers a Rotting Zombie washed up in the…
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