Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope has DIED, could the Girl of his Dreams be one Horrifying Shriek away? HA! This is a Zombie Romance Picture Book is one that will make YOU Fall in LOVE too! :)
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Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The…
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Cockneys Vs Zombies Blu-Ray
When some Old-Timers are at Risk of losing their Home to Developers, a group of young, inept Criminals decide to take matters into their own hands. The only thing standing in their way? A Zombie Outbreak in London! Now,…
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Donald Trump Zombie Hunter Book
Oh My God… LMAO! It’s Donald like you’ve never seen him before; slicing and dicing, screaming and yelling… wait??? What? It’s Donald Trump, ZOMBIE HUNTER, and it’s a Paperback Book that’s Ideal for any Trump Fan. The dead have…
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Bloody Zombie Shower Curtain
You know, it’s Pretty Impossible to Wash the Blood off a Zombie… Especially when it’s there forever… As in this Beautifully Colorful Zombie Shower Curtain. It’s Horrific, FUN, and Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a 100% Polyester…
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Zombie Toe Necklace
Lovely. Some people carry Ears, some carry Teeth, now you can carry TOES! It’s a Zombie Toe Pendant that’s Green, Creepy, and Bloody too. Really, really nice. Handcrafted from Polymer Clay, Shaped like a Severed Undead Digit, this Toe…
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The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print
STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…
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The Walking Dead Folding Umbrella
“I’m Singing in the…” Oh Crap! RUNNNNNNN! It’s Zombies. Everywhere. Blood falling from the Sky… “RAWRRRRR!” Walking Dead Zombies, Gory, Evil, HUNGRY… Looking down on you as you Dance in the Bloody Rain. A Fun Folding, Travel, Portable Umbrella…
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Zombie Gladiator Costume
See, you can be a Sexy Bad-Ass and still be DEAD! No problem. It’s a Gladiator Costume like you’ve never seen before… Walking Dead Style. Featuring a Gladiator Costume, From Head to Toe, Ripped, Shredded, Bloody and AWESOME! 60%…
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