Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any Occasion, you get the Pottery Planter and Chia Seed Packets (3) that allow you to Grow a Green Afro on your Infested and Frightful Zombie Head. It’s a Novelty that always makes People Scream with Laughter! :)
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Animal Zombies!
Zombie alert! Meet the Real-Life Monsters of the Animal Kingdom and Explore the Gory, Gross, and Creepy Behaviors these Creatures have honed in order to Survive with National Geographic’s Paperback: Animal Zombies!: And Other Bloodsucking Beasts, Creepy Creatures, and…
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Light Up Zombie Hand
What a COOL Plastic Decoration Prop for your Garden or Graveyard! It’s a Light Up Zombie Hand that Looks SPOOKY Outside, and looks Incredible Inside as well (Stick it in your Couch or Doritos Bowl and Freak People OUT!)…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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Zombie Kitty Cat
“Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…” RAWRRRRRR! It’s Fun Loving Decor for the Undead at Heart. A Zombie Cat, Perfect for the Person who Hates Cats, and LOVES Zombies. Right? MEOW! Handmade out of Resin, this Sculpture Features your Not-So-Friendly Feline….
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Zombie Dog Costume
LMAO! Now this is FUNNY SHIT! It’s a Zombie Costume for your Pet! HA! All this Zombie Dog wants to do is to Sink his Teeth into your LEG! NICE! Just imagine your Dog Roaming around and Scaring People……
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Blood Shot Eyeball Pendant
“What do you call a Fish with no Eye?” “A Fsh!” “What did the Right Eye say to the Left Eye?” “Just between you and me, something Smells!” OMG, the Puns make my Eyes Roll… So Feast Your Eyes…
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Throw My Squirrel Underwear
Oh Boy… Look Out! Panties are coming your way! HA! These Funny Women’s Underwear Read: “I’d Throw My Squirrel at Daryl Dixon”, and are Perfect for any Walking Dead Fangirl. Made of 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex, these Funny…
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Zombie Bingo
These are Fun… Zombie Games that the entire Undead Family will LOVE! Starting with Zombie Bingo… a lot like Regular Bingo, except Zombies want to Eat you! Match a line of 5 Spaces, Horizontally, Vertically, or Diagonally before your…
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