Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any Occasion, you get the Pottery Planter and Chia Seed Packets (3) that allow you to Grow a Green Afro on your Infested and Frightful Zombie Head. It’s a Novelty that always makes People Scream with Laughter! :)
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Red Zombie Crossing Tape
This is Perfect for your Next Haunted House… Or the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s 30′ of Red Tape that Appropriately reads “Zombie Crossing”. Lead the Innocent People into your Kill Zone with this Cool, Scary Decor… Made of All-Weather Poly…
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Zombie Santa Christmas Bumper Sticker
Yikes! If I saw this Santa in a Dark Alley, I’d Poop Coal! Really… It’s the Creepiest Zombie Santa you’ll ever lay eyes on… A Green Santa, Suit Ripped, Torn, Dangling off a Morbid Freaky St. Nick with a…
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100+ Zombie Jokes for Kids
Are you looking for a Fun Book to keep the Kids Entertained? Well, this Book is Excellent for Early and Beginning Readers! For Laughing has been proven to have Positive Mental and Physical Effects on the Body! And hey……
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Zombie Lincoln Bank
Oh Abe… You always have that Scowl upon your Face… Must be because you’re Full of Coins! Creepy Zombie Abraham Lincoln will Eat anything that gets close… So Beware! Made of Resin, this Cool Coin Bank looks like the…
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Zombie Movie Kit
Create Movie Magic with your very own Zombie Film Studio Kit! Each Kit Contains a Film Backdrop and all the Characters and Props you need in order to make your own Cinematic Masterpiece. Once you’ve come up with a…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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Zombie 2nd Skin Suit
What’s Bloody and Slides across your Flesh like a Second Skin? A Skin Suit, of course. A Zombie 2nd Skin Suit that’s Creepy, Frightening, and the Easiest Costume you’ll have yet. Featuring a Gnarly Undead, Splattered with Red Blood,…
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Zombie Arm Rear Windshield Wiper
NICE! I really LOVE this… It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… For it’s a Zombie Arm, that you attach to your Rear Window’s Windshield Wiper… And the whole time it’s on, it’s grabbing back and forth like…
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