Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Walking Dead Rick Fridge Magnets
Oh I LOVE these… It’s Fridge Magnets that let you Play Walking Dead all Day Long… Featuring Rick Grimes, Clothing, Accessories, Word Bubbles, Beard and all… Standing around in his Boxer Shorts no doubt (Who needs anything else?). Fun…
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Zombie Trophy
You WON by a limb… Or something like that. Because this trophy is perfect for the dead at heart. And zombies, of course. It’s a beautifully custom made zombie trophy, featuring a 2 column green trophy and a gold…
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Walking Dead Cushion Cover
When you have to Shoot a Zombie in the Head, lay them down on this Beautiful Walking Dead Pillow (Actually just a Cushion Cover, you Stuff it with whatever you want; Guts, Brains, Blood…) A Great Comic Book Style…
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Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what…
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Zombie Foot Ring
HA HA HA! This is a Ring I LOVE… A Bloody, Fun, Green, Gross, Handmade, Stitched, Bloody Meat Foot Ring… Just what my Finger wants to Slide into… Yeah! Created out of Fimo, this Funny Zombie Foot is an…
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2016 Zombie Pinup Girl Calendar
Now that’s one Sweet Looking Pin-Up Girl! So Colorful, so Sexy, so BLOODY HOT! This is one Calendar everyone will Rave about. Featuring a Different Zombie Girl in Seductive Poses, this 13 Month Wall Calendar is the Perfect Way…
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Zombie Daze Coloring Book
SICK! BLOODY! GOOD! FUN! It’s a zombie coloring book, that’s totally cool. Featuring a 2 x 1 x 3 inch book, ideal for art classrooms. And, it’s created by Crayola (Crayola Art with Edge), made for kids 12 years…
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