Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Zombie Hands Resin Ring
Totally KILLER Ring… It’s a Beautiful Zombie Ring featuring Tons of Zombie Hands. Bent, Opt, Reaching for your Flesh. Such a Bad Ass Ring, Cast out of Resin, Approx. 9mm Wide and about 2mm Thick, it’s Comfortable to Wear,…
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Zombie Earring Necklace Hanger Holder
Get your Bling ready for the Zombie Apocalypse with this Ultra-Cool Jewelry Hanger. It Holds Earrings and Necklaces with the Tips of its Undead Fingers. Featuring a Wall Mounted Zombie Hand, in your Choice of Green or Black, Bloody,…
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Zombie Blood Drip Nail Art
LOL, these are Funny! Bloody Fun! Nail Art that looks just like Dripping Zombie Blood! How Dire! You get 20-25 Transfers Per Pack, with different Colors of Blood and even a “Keep Calm and Kill Zombies” Nail Art. FUN…
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Zombie Farm Science Kit
This Garden has Unusual Plants; Grass that Grows Red and Green, a Silver Plant used in Witches’ Spells and Absinthe, a Plant that Grows Brains and more! This Zombie Farm comes with all kinds of Accoutrements such as Zombie…
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The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print
STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…
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Walking Dead – Negan Action Figure
Oh God! That Negan, always Clowning around… Bobbing his Head back and forth, waving that Bat! Sheesh! Who does he think he is? Some Bad Man from The Walking Dead? HA! This is one Action Figure that will Certainly…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Bloody Zombie Ring
Oh this Ring reminds me of the Time I stuck my Finger in a Zombies Head… Yeah, a Total Nightmare. But this Ring is a Gorgeous Nightmare that anyone can own. A Zombie Ring that’s made from a Creepy…
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